AT THE PIANO
used to rock real sweet!*
* Then one day she died
FA - OO1
THE CHARLIE CANNON
MR HAIR is the new collective name
for all your favourite Zimpoon/Rap
(H)Owl/FGAC/Sht Skittle artistes.
Everything in future will be by MR.
Towards the end of 2009 S..t Skittle
combo SKULL PAGODA unleashed the
rather ramshackle yet brilliant "Men of
Rock" CD-R.  On this debut Fudgeway
Amusements release M. H. - Those
simian lovin' beer humpin' monobrow
mavericks are represented by THE
CIVIL SERVANT, JEFF PRIEST (Whoops!
Sorry your name got cut from the
sleeve credits!) and MR. UNWANTED
TEENAGE PREGNANCY who take that
initial vomitous Skull Pagoda blueprint
to neu unruly dimensions.
The album (and it's an absolute
corker!) is a series of 23 two minute
trailer length pieces that pay homage
to the world of cinema.  Although it
has to be said many of the tracks bear
little or no resemblance at all to each
songs title. It's a sprawling
yee-haa-haa of psychotic textures,
loops, sax blat, frenetic bass wank,
manic fritz jibber?!?!, routinely
dissected by sudden violent outbursts
of punk rock slide guitar thuggery.
Pressed up in a run of just 41 copies
because we hate you.  No we don't, we
love you really.  No, actually we really
hate you. See the video of "Valley of
the Gwangi" at the band's old Skull
Pagoda sitehere www.myspace.com/skullpagoda
The proper MR. HAIR site can be
1. The Cat In The Brain
3. Jade Dagger Ninja
4. Ring Of Bright Water
5. The Music Man
7. Heidi's Big Score
8. My Fair Lady
9. On The Town
10. Female Space Invaders
11. The Knack And How To Get It
12. The Valley Of Gwangi
13. Love Is A Many Splendid Thing
14. Salon Kitty
16. Catch 22
17. The Man Who Would Be King
19. The Fixer Uppers
20. Godzilla Vs The Smog Monster
21. Little Dieter Wants To Fly
22. Howard's End
*** STOP PRESS! ***
26TH JUNE 2010
Apologies for the grotesque short notice of this bulletin but we've
just been informed at the same as MR. HAIR have learnt they will be
playing at the FENTLESHAM ROCKS! FESTIVAL, FENTLESHAM,
SUSSEX, ENGLAND this afternoon.
The band will be playing as PUCKERED ST*FISH 2 and will be
represented by Mirelle, The Nite Kunt and Nil Bymouth.
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!
OH NAUGHTY Fentlesham Rocks organisers the website link
you gave us does not function!
27TH JUNE 2010
PUCKERED ST*FISH 2 would like to apologise for their shortened
than planned set yesterday.  Although turning up at the festival well
before agreed stage time they were late in gaining entry due to the
unreasonable if not downright ignorant actions of the twat on gate
According to several emails recieved a lot of attendees were also
denied entry. The festival organisation have assured us that the
individual involved has been severely disciplined and they will in
future monitor gate admissions and passes with "the utmost
29TH JUNE 2010
CLAIRE COOK R.I.P.