BECAUSE...Imperfection can be so goddamn perfect
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RAPACIOUS (H)OWL IS THE PLACE FOR MATRONLY (WO)MEN BIG TIME MUTANTBILLY SKRUNK SKANK NUNK-POISE FILTH-O-BOP (TM) SINGULAR SOULS AND CRETINOUS FREAKNIKS, UNRULY URCHINS, ROAST BEEF PEOPLE* AND SOME KIND OF 10 PUNCTUAL FUZZ DENTISTS...
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July 26 2006
Puckered St*fish celebrate our good chum The Entire Top Shelf's day of birth with this debut release ton Rapacious (H)Owl on a CD-R made in his honour.  Each CD-R has it's own personalised title (Mmmn, could be confusing) and unique individual packaging (see above) for as long as we can be bothered.  Be sure you don't get muddled and buy two now, yer hear!   |
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RAP - 001
PUCKERED ST*RFISH  "PERSONALISED SLEEVE AND TITLE" CDR   That's right for the time being every gosh darned copy of this item is supplied at our descretion in a different sleeve or packaging and christened with its own unique one off name until we get bored, or exhaust our supply of materials.  You may get a shoe box, you may get a cereal packet, you may get an envelope, you may get a "re-conditioned" 12" sleeve. See e.g.s to the immediate right.   Heck, one lady got a copy in a busted CD player!  She thought it was re-cycled art at it's most base.   "But wot's it like?" I hear you ask.    It's like a big basket of random ingredients some are nice some are sickly, and some mixed together will make the tummy in your ears poorly.   Dub collisons, noise freak-outs, blat, skronk free-range improv marinate in an anglo-continental ballastic omellette of butchered sound fart.   My sleeve says the personnel is Nil, Ms. Uterus, The NiteKunt and Infertility Douglas and yet the insert states that this racket was made by Kurstee, Kathryn, Nil and Thur Nitekunt.  Confusing huh? |
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1) Puckered St*rfish 2) Birthday
Song 3) U Park Yr Car In Mi Rektumb 4) Plumming! 5) Jool Lee Kristy 6) I Killed A Burd 2day 7) Ghee 8) A Konnvertd Banned Stand 9) 7 Kolured Gent Le Men On Ur Fishion Tryp 10) Emil Lea Rae   All spelling of song titles is approximate. |
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AUGUST 1 2007
Apologies for the short notice but THE FUNTLEY FESTIVAL OF NOISE, takes place at HEDON FARM, FUNTLEY  this Saturday (05.08.2006).  PUCKERED ST*RFISH will be making their live debut.  Please also note that despite appearing on the poster Zimpoon act NAZERINE SAC will not be performing.  According to the band at no point have they been contacted or invited to appear.   Funtley is located off the M27 Motorway between Fareham and the scum pit that is Southampton.  The organisers say that the event will be well sign-posted.   See y'all there! (Except for Nazerine Sac).   September 8 2006   PUCKERED STARFISH have laid another little egg of noise.   RAP - 002  PUCKERED ST*FISH    "PS:2" or maybe "Puckered St*fish Two" or even "Two St*fish" CDR |
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Goodness to Betsy these folk sure are prolific.
  Just as you let the PS debut warm the cockles of your fart along comes this a mere month or so later.  The confusion continues as the newly slimmed down to a duo haven't really given us the most accurate of album titles.  In fact the svelt pair haven't given any album title at all!  So we kinda guessed.   This baby hoots from the hip, lost in vituperative shudders of fuzz ecstasy.  Yes, hoots! Slack string oscillations vie with vacuous duets of invisible fiends who respond with x-rated duck calls in alien tongues.  Premature spunkyard ejaculations of  electric mewling piano mingle within the comforting arms of a cartoon skinned banjo. Occasionally.   A work of hideous beauty indeed.   Laid by Ms. Uterus and Nil.  Who knows if Thur Nitekunt and Infertility Douglas will return? Does anybody care? |
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1) Mrs. Thatcher Bass Player with the Sex Pistols
2) Chinese Bears 3) Mmmn, That's A Nice Gift Shop 4) Hospital Haircut 5) Free Ice Cream (For Elephants) 6) Eyesore Lemmy Kissing Santa Claus 7) Gordon Jackson The Greatest Living Englander 8) Temporarily Blinded Horse 9) Think: Giant Balls 10) Aunty Mary Farted In The Samovar 11) Get Kylie Minogue Off Me You Big Shameless Hussy 12) In Praise Of My Hairy Back 13) The Guns Of Lena Zavaroni 14) Wonky Tortoise 15) Shadow On My Pyss Slit |
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September 21 2006
Hot from the burners not one but two CDRs for your listening displeasure...   1) The previously mentioned SHIIT SWILL (approximate spelling!) "This Chef Is Loaded" featuring the irrepressible legend that is Hunt Creeto and the Zimpoon labels bewildered Mighty Springboks wunderkind as the 13th line-up of his bilgecore partisans.   RAP - 003    Hunt Creeto presents...SHIIT SWILL...MK. 13 "THIS CHEF IS LOADED" CDR   What's with the "Upstairs Downstairs" theme, that's two R.O. releases now?   This is a truly filthy disgusting sounding CDR. No, it really is.  American sized yeti Hunt Creeto gave his band the bigfoot on the Isle of Wight ferry of all places and enlisted legendary Filth-o-Bop (TM) icons THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS as his (temporary?) new backing band.  Possibly the 13th lucky line-up? Recorded live with little in the way of overdubs in one fraught evening session.  This disc captures the tension, the ire and anger of that humid September 15th 2006 evening on one shiny lil' compact disc.   Don't take our word for it, here's Hunt himself...   "Dear Rapacious Owl   I am writing to confirm that I have been recording some stuff for you guys last night round at Binky's. I am proud to say they represent some of my most feral works to date and I am also honoured to have him and Sgt. Bop of the Mighty Springboks on board for this project.   Best wishes   Hunt Creeto"
  Overdriven electronica, childrens over amped drumkit, stupid pointless vocals (where audible), filing cabinets full of volume-matic danger, frenetic spastic-lite guitar wannk these are a few of our favourite things.   Mr. Creeto is currently in Europe on vacation and shouting at French folk, will we ever hear/see his like again? |
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1) K. A. A. 2) Feel The Love 3) Atkins
Sucking Whore 4) Bearded Stick 5) Fruit Fly 6) Disfigured Woman 7) Junior Kick-Start 8) Kool Like Sting 9) N Is For Nightingale Y Is For Yak 10) Krautrock? I Shiit It 11) Sterile Disinfection Wipe The Tortoise 12) Atkins Sucking Piece of Nagging Shiit |
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2) New from the unclassifiable nutcases over in ZIMPOON-ville in association with STIFLED
FARTcomes  the eagerly awaited DRUNK & INCONTINENT anthology "Moistened Not Stirred (A Retarded Retrospective 2005 - 2006) CDR (ZIMP - 030).  Which as the title suggests is a compilation featuring everything (bar one) that the dearly departed band recorded between Spring '05 and Spring '06 and eight new pieces featuring the deft keyboard skills of TAMSIN TITS of Birmingham's WELL FINGERED QUEER.  Also DAVID BOWELY on sax.  
Fantastic 33 track track overview representing the near complete output covering one debauched
and ringed out nappy of a year.    Both classic Zimpoon CDRS - Scraping The Barrel of The Bottom (Everthing You Never Wanted & Less) and Bach Overkill are here.  Plus an additional eight new tracks featuring an engorged line-up featuring TAMSIN TITS (WELL FINGERED QUEER, PUCKERED ST*RFISH) on keyboard and DAVID BOWELY on sax for track 26.   D & I stagger purposefully into your stereo, kick it  hard in the nadgers, steal its beer and proceed to play good ole fashioned brawlin' music before going to the toilet frequently over the lovely furniture.   The "Bach Overkill" CDR sleeve likened the D & I sound to "The criminally underated neglect of a thousand nuclear guitar sunshines."   And...
  "Scratchy excema guitar abuse, vocals that make paint shriek, a scatter balm of innocent piano and
electronic made drum blat."   And who is sober enough to want to argue with that?
  D & I: The Beerboon, Inneuendo Rodriques, Officer Aledread Spermbank |
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1) Alcoholic Colonel Tim's Declaration Of Love 2) Drunk And
Indeed Incontinent 3) Spectacular Festival Of The Mighty Sea 4) Beer in Our Time 5) Get Yer Glad Rags On 6) Pink Blancmange (R U Happy Now, Rock Revisionist?) 7) Pant Tease (Lexxual Edukation) 8) Coloured Crippled Gay Christian Or Muslim Anarcho Morris Dancers 9) Play Up Pupae, Pupae Play Up! 10) An Appreciation Of Less Finer Things In Life 11) Tough Knell 12) Ron Ely 13) Nipple Backfire 14) Ticklestick 15) Jerry 16) Have Lots Of Sex 17) Hummingbird 18) Sum Of Girls 19) One Million Beers B.C. (Before Cognac) 20) Eagle From The Belfry 21) Overlord Of F**k 22) Pring 23) The Competitive Dad 24) Phi-Lo The Pastry Girl 25) Girls In Wet T-Shirts 26) Feline S**t 27) S**t Scared & Creamy 28) Alien Onion Cadet 29) Scrotum Is A Totum (Apparently) 30) Knowing The Lyrics To Every Instrumental Ever Written 31) Torn From A Butterfly 32) Nana 33) Seguricor |
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September 29 2006
It is our sad duty to inform you that Dunkan The Clot has passed away from cancer.   The Clot as he was fondly known was the vocalist with The Original Railings and erstwhile demented Scottish founder of the impossibly funny if not seriously sick Wessex Dust Trust. A theatre and puppet company of the most bizarre and sometimes hideous proportions.  Many times children's favourite Sooty was decapitated, dismembered often to be met with a bewildered choir of frightened childrens screams and outbursts of rage from not amused parents.  And that was on the good days.   A talented artist both in the medium of painting and pyss, The Clot could be witnessed at many a dive such as "Olivers" bar in Gosport painting a backdrop as some turgid band performed live in front of him.  His completed efforts nearly always outshone the musical outpourings on display on many an evening.   A former navy man and active peace protester, Duncan would occasionally pop up on the local TV news his bizarre facial topiary always a target for some unwary news hack who wanted a cliched looking crusty to appear ignorant for the cameras talking about anti-war matters.  Invariably it was Duncan who put them in their place with his unexpected articulate answers and intelligent viewpoints.   As an active member of The Original Railings The Clot participated on at least four cassettes set free by The FGAC label between the late 1980's to mid-1990's.  The Clot lent a warm Scottish lilt to the vocals interupted only by sudden shrieks of maniacal brilliance and occasional bursts of guitar thwacking and synth fumbles.  A deft hand at sponteniety he had the unique ability to deliver the right emotion with the right level of levity at the crucial moment.   Steve Albeano, engineer of the "And Leave It's Beak On The Lawn" tape writes:   It was always a fun experience working with The Clot.  Sometimes a little bit too alcohollically or pharmaceutically challenging.  But Duncan was one of those rare individuals who from a creative standpoint actually prospered from this.  A consumate professional and always polite.  Keen to try out new ideas and supplement them with his own nutty input.  Most of the time this greatly enhanced the material much to the benefit of the finished product.  He was a one off and had funny hair.   Mr. The Clot can be witnessed on the recently released "Dog Chutney/Honey Maggots" DVD and we dedicate this package to his warped and loving memory.   A funeral service is scheduled to be held at The John Pounds Church, Old Portsmouth on October 5th 2006 at 2pm.   Our thoughts are with his family and loved ones.   R.I.P. Clot keep hatin' the stoaties wherever you are! |
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October 11 2006
Third Mind Electrical Circuitry Studios is being renovated as I hype the type. It is but a vaccuous shell. We have decided to host an acoustic themed Filth-O-Bop festival this forthcoming Sunday (15th October 2006) here. As we have only just decided to do this within the last 30 seconds or so, we cannot give you an itinery of who will be appearing and doing what ever it is that they do. It may not happen, but The Mighty Springboks have expressed an interest in performing one of their incredibly rare acoustic shows. Keep 'em peeled for more details...   PUCKERED ST*FISH live outings   PS:1 (MS. UTERUS from Puckered St*fish + Unknown French chums as her impromptu band from what we gather from her email.) play a brace of French dates over the next couple of weeks or so.   OCTOBER 18TH: BOURGES 22ND: ST. ETIENNE   Hopefully dates, times of show and venues will be forwarded to us sharpish.   October 13 2006   Oh crikey, SGT. BOP of THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS has texted to say he's possibly broken his foot
and won't be coming out to play on Sunday. More details of which foot is broken and which foot will be broken for contract defilement will be posted later.   It really is about time The Mighty Springboks documentary saw the light of day, it was originally supposed to have been made and released in 2004 in time for the groups 21st anniversary so maybe, just maybe we'll have it shot and editited in time for the bands 23rd anniversary next year.   However, the current whereabouts of MR. BRETT YOUNG aka Paul Williams the first human drummer of the band  are unknown.  Can you help dear reader in locating him?  We harbour inaccurate information that he may be residing in the Bath/Bristol area of the UK.  So far our giant robot tracker killer Joe Pasquale's have yielded nothing in their tireless searches.   Sightings, info to the usual email address... |
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BRETT YOUNG.
  ROCK 'N' ROLL DRUM GOD. (NOT)   DO YOU KNOW HIS WHEREABOUTS?   ...HIS MUMMY SAYS HIS TEA IS READY.   email us now!
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October 15 2006
  Due to broken trains with broken toilets leading to broken bladders and broken tempers tonight's
proposed Acoustic Filth-O-Bop has been WELL AND TRULY CANCELLED but only for the time being.  Well, you know us - never let a good idea die or a bad one, come to think of it.   October 17 2006 SGT. BOP of top flight Filth-O-Bopsters THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS has this text message to divulge.   "I am cured."   Does this means it wasn't a broken foot after all or that he's been hung upside down and smoked like a vintage ham?   Question: What do you get if you unleash complete computer luddites loose on a PC music editing suite?   Answer: KITTY GLITTER. We've heard a track in progress by these gonzoid bozo's and may put the finished songs out if it reaches our lowly expectations.   "It's Glitch-a-delia Jim, but not as we know it."   November 24th 2006   Finally after months of living in an internal wilderness avoiding the droppings of cowboy builders
and their contractor dictators the "avantgarde works of art" masquerading as renovations are now complete. (Oh yeah?) The building is still standing on it's own accord - the scaffolding a mere prop.   But let's hope boys and girls that normality will now be the prevailing order of the day.   Our last word on the matter: Good luck Z. and best wishes for when you sign on!   No idea if the planned acoustic Filth-o-bop shindig originally scheduled for mid-October will be re-scheduled or even take place at all now. Besides electrical instrumenets rule and acoustic guitars are for sissys and folk with strength disorders.   December 18th 2006   Oh how we laughed, the mighty laugh of pathos, the vibrations as we split our sides with mirth
ruminating the very foundations of the building I type from.   I still find it hard to fathom just how jolly naive we all were being taken in by the builders and their so-called completion date of November 24th. Since then small hunting parties have turned up and moved things around and continued with their soiling antics. Apparently they are now done but just look at the state of the mastik work in the bathroom and kitchen, go on look at it and tell us it wasn't the work of a demented three year old let loose with a mastik rifle.   ..."and he painted mastik men and mastik mats and bogs" indeed!   So sadly there will be no traditional seasonal sonic offering this year. Well, there will be but it will arrive later than usual, just be patient remember storks have ears.   Speaking of KITTY GLITTER the new sessions are preceeding at quite a delayed pace and sound mighty structured but still at oddly-odds with most stuff you've grown to love and shave from the Rapacious Owl nest.   Also our new DVD is under way at last. Yep, after months of interruptions and diversions work has finally commenced on "Sounds Intriguing". Still a heck of a way to go, much filming to be done, instruments to pulp, people to kill etc, etc.   We're thinking of doing a Filth-O-Bop show over Xmas at chez Binky's (natch, where else) if you are nutty enough to want to take part please let us know what you do, how you do it and who you do it with, send your details to us at the email link above.   We note with keen interest that The Old Vic. aka Holy Trinity Vicarage, scene for many years of squillions of Gridling and Filth-O-Bop attrocities is up for grabs. It's yours for a piffling £800 000. Also got a copy of the Trinity Green Times shoved wantonly through my new letterbox, apparently some religious geezers callled "The Church" are trying to raise £100k to restore Handel's organ contained as it is within the cavernous confines of Holy Trinity Church. Older readers may recall that some of "Seaside Favourites" on the FGAC tape unleashed by DR. SMEDLEY'S MECHANICAL SOUTHEND features this huge and prestigious organ naked and in the flesh. Perhaps if they save it they'll let us have a play on it and preach the good sermon of punk rock to the heathen few that still do "kirche" on a Sunday.   January 17 2007   Belated best wishes for a great new year and all that tat.
  KITTY GLITTER news. The band are no longer called Kitty Glitter. We shot a funny short film mainly starring BINKY in all his tiger suit shananigans (plus a stunt double to do the dangerous bits!) and uploaded the short via the Mr Youtube facility. 'Twas then we discovered that there is an erotic dance review in Las Vegas called, yup, you've guessed it - Kitty Glitter.   So Kitty Glitter are now THE ODEEGATRONZ. Look for the name The Odeegatronz when you visit Youtube and let your porky-pies behold the lo-fi animated japes of The Odeegatronz and their soon to be mammoth hit recording of "Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger" . Here is the link that will lead you to video fullfillment... |
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Also uploaded the COSTA DEL BLOWFLY "Daddy
Don't Buy A Gun For Christmas" Karaoke short from "Dog Chutney/Honey Maggots" double DVD, so you can show your friends and wretch together online. Here'sthe link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G8ehBOXnPw. There is a Scouse band with the same name but that's Scousers for ya, steal anything not nailed down. Damn I'm reverting to cliched stereotypes again. I apologise. Most prefusely.   |
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LIVE NEWS!  WORTH WRITING IN LARGE BOLD CAPS!
  THURSDAY 22ND FEBRUARY 2007
 
SUKI'S SKOOL NIGHT FLAT WARMING PARTY, FEATURING THE LIVE DEBUT OF
THE ODEEGATRONZ!
SECRET LOCATION, BRIGHTON, ENGLAND
ENTRY: FREE/BRING SNACKS AND GROG   - PLEASE NOTE: THE ABOVE EVENT IS INVITE ONLY DUE TO SPACE CONSTRICTIONS.   SUKI SAYS IF YOU EMAIL HER SHE'LL SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO ABOUT LETTING YOU IN!   January 24  2007   We have posted the following edits and highlights up on the wunnerfull Youtube service...
    THE ORIGINAL RAILINGS "DEAD RHINOS DON'T PAY POLL TAX (AXE THE TAX)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZefxhX0Z1Y
DRUNK & INCONTINENT "SPECTACULAR FESTIVAL OF THE MIGHTY SEA"  
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Just time to mention that the slightly altered DVD
of the award winning "MARITIME ET MERDE" is now available, haven't done much to it actually, just made a nice menu screen, so the original gormless gory editing techniques gleaned from dated analogue editing suites remain for your fecund enjoyment.   |
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29th January 2007
DR. BANANA QUADBIKE played some truly revolting sax on the forthcoming STEAK WRIST project which somehow is being scooped together by THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF for his SHINING FOOD MUSIC ANDTHE SPOKEN WORD imprint. The Quadbikester was dragged coughing and a puking last week from his flu soaked terminal stomach lining sprayed death bed to contribute some truly gnarled vocals. The world waits with baited deaf for the results.   8th February 2007   At last the eagerly anticipated THE ODEEGATRONZ "FAKE MEKKANO TOILET - THE ALBUM"
CDR is ready for your ears esteemed approval.   RAP - 004    THE ODEEGATRONZ     "FAKE MEKKANO TOILET - THE ALBUM"    CDR   Recorded under extremely stressfull conditions on site during renovations to their "luxury" caged environment  Autumn/Winter 2006, this project marks the first time these fat behemoths of technological ignorance have ever used a computer to record their music.    They got real lucky with the results. (Don't click on the underlined "real lucky" phrase.  It won't take you anywhere it's just for dramatic impact).   A glitched-up brew ha-ha of pilfered royalty free samples from cover mounted muso tech maggies vie with splurch draang and frizzled guitar blat.  Some of these "axes" are for real others are mere toys and some figments of a digital imagination.  Think hardcore Finnish reggae, defrocked Ealing Comedy marching bands, the finest country acid house diluted with gunk punk napalm rock trifle.    Does that make sense? No? Then get this and draw your own conclusions you great individual you.   Odeegatronz Winter 2006 - 2007 were: Roq Enrol, Mr. Chocolate Hand (Gregson The Panther, to his ma), and The Entire Top Shelf (Courtesy of Shining Food Music & The Spoken Word)   Here some now over in myspaceville click here and let us be your sweet guide to naughty noise Utopia! |
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Here's what you can expect...
  1) £125 Punk Rock Action Figurine 2) Burning Cornfield Song 3) Lil' Mr. Wunknar's House 4) Observations Of Nu Folk Cafe Culture 5) Pets In Submarines (Original Lost Version) 6) Pets In Submarines (Reconstructed Version) 7) Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger 8) Chief Inspector Liquid Snooker Table 9) The French Lieutenant Woman's Terpsichorean Adventure 10) Tiny Little Bird In A Bird 11) My Most Amazing Wangk 12) Consider: The Man With The Lamprey Face 13) Posted By Liquid Or Blister Gas 14) Ahoy There! Meca-Swan 15) The Human Fax Machine 16) The Sovereign Nation Of Chickenia 17) Catnip Krant-Yula-Thron Does it Again |
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February 20 2007
Hey kiddies get yer special dancin' trewsers and grab yer partners ("Grab yer partner's what?" we hear you scream) and head on over to Fentlesham, Sussex  for  THE ODEEGATRONZ + STEAK WRIST + ELK PSYCHIATRIST who will be performing at the FENTLESHAM ROCKS! FESTIVAL on SATURDAY 17TH MARCH 2007.   ALL DAY FREE MUSIC EVENT AS PART OF THE FENTLESHAM ST. LAZOON'S DAY CELEBRATIONS.  LINE-UP ALSO FEATURES AMONGST OTHERS CANUCK PRATNAHAA (THE CANADIAN ZITHER/SITAR DRONE MASTER), MAD E. PRYOR AND THE ALBION TRIBUTE BAND PERFORMING "THE MARBLE INDEX" BY NICO, SUN STIRRUP AND VARIOUS WORLD MUSIC AND FOLKIE TYPES   PLUS FACE PAINTING, GUITAR WORKSHOP, CLOWNS, JUGGLING, BORSON MAGOTE'S CANINE ACROBATIC TROUPE, GUESS THE WEIGHT OF THE COW, NAME THE INLAND OCEAN COMPETITION, REAL ALE TENT, FAKE BEER TENT, HOG ROAST, LIGHT REFRESHMENTS, AMENITIES, AMPLE FREE PARKING AND PROSTITUTES.   1PM - 11PM   We just cut and pasted the email direct hence the needless capitalisation of the above statement - no favouritism over other Rap (H)Owl items here mate!     Just added to THE ODEEGATRONZ myspace arena of Odeegik fun, versions one and four of the
"Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger clip.   Find them at www.myspace.com/odeegatronz March 1 2007
Johnny Griffin, who is trying to get in the record books with his attempt to tap-dance around the globe (west - east) has briefly foresaken his valiant quest to drop off a copy of the completed and totallly unwholesome STEAK WRIST "DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRY S**T?" CDR and seek urgent medical attention to his bloodied stumps. To him we endow a multitude of thanks. We would have donated to his charitable cause but he neglected to send the forms off before he left to trip-up over the light fantastic.   ...back to Steak Wrist for details on how to get your copy of this remarkable landfill release email steakwrist2@hotmail.co.uk and why not visit these by now customary Myspace websites for more thrilling up to date information www.myspace.com/steakwrist2 and www.myspace.com/rabbitshowreject March 15 2007
God, you really do love STEAK WRIST don't you?   Now you can watch them as well from the safety of your own dome.  Three short promo films have appeared on www.youtube.com here's the links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alCdoi for promo one and we'll post the others as soon as we remember to do so!   Reminder only two days to go until The Fentlesham Rocks Free Festival at the Fentlesham Municipal Park Bandstand, Fentlesham, Sussex, England. Here are the provisional allotted performance times for our boys and girls:   15:15 - 15:50    THE ODEEGATRONZ 17: 45 - 18:20    STEAK WRIST 21:00 - 22:00    ELK PSYCHIATRIST   See ya down the front! Moshy! Moshy!   March 16 2007 Only one day to go to what promises to be an exhilarating start to the live music festival season - Fentlesham, WE WILL ROCK YOU!   MARCH 17 2007 The allotted day of rock is upon thee oh little town of Fentlesham!   March 18 2007 Yesterday was a complete and utter balls-up and although the mini-tornado wasn't our fault we apologise most prefusely to any of you who braved the inclement elements to travel to the abandoned Fentlesham Rocks Festival.   Rain literally did stop play as the aforementioned mini-tornado ripped up the festival site and damaged the historic bandstand, built circa 1975.  Hog roast detritus lay scattered across the roof of the badminton centre, who bravely salvaged the day by letting the remnants of the festival take place upon their hallowed courts.   Sadly it was too late in the day for STEAK WRIST and THE ODEEGATRONZ to perform and due to the sheer amount of acts scheduled to play ELK PSYCHIATRIST only managed a truncated set, but the good burghers of Fentlesham (no, not the ones srayed across the roof!) have pledged to get S.W. and T.O. back at a later date. |
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However all was not lost as Steak Wrist performed an
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MARCH 26 2007
Just time to tell you that THE ODEEGATRONZ have changed their name to TYPICAL SUITCASE. There are several reasons for this none make any sense but then again when has that been a plus factor with all things Odeegatronik?  One excuse given was that many of you folk out there in cyberweb land had trouble locating the Odeegatronz Myspace realm because you couldn't spell O.D.E.E.G.A.T.R.O.N.Z., so out of neccessity TYPICAL SUITCASE was born.  The old site is still there over at myspace. And a new Typical Suitcase site full of the usual hokum can be located at www.myspace.com/typicalsuitcase.   Also it is with sad regret that Odeegatronz/Typical Suitcase assistant and "fourth" member SUKI has had to return to her native Japan due to urgent family commitments.  We and the Odeegatronz/Typical Suitcase axis wish her well for the future and thank her for her most valuable contributions.   Typical Suitcase have a new email address: typicalsuitcase@hotmail.co.uk and it is here oh best beloved, you must seek your answers to all things Typical odeegatron.  
Typical Suitcase are slaving away on their new opus entitled "The Odeegatronz Now Called
Typical Suitcase" head on over to www.myspace.com/typicalsuitcase for a horrible taster.   Talkin' 'bout myspace go see STEAK WRIST at their rock 'n' roll zoo.  A new third promotional short has magically appeared. www.myspace.com/steakwrist2. It's on youtube too, link to follow.   Also comin soon maverick action from southern and western shock schlock fun singer FELLER MORGAN, he's got one of them fancy websites over at the myspace ponderosa why not pop in and say "Howdy, you big hairy varmint!"   You can listen to some tunes and look at doodles like these...
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APRIL 15 2006
Things have been mighty quiet this month so far what with illness, near death experiences and stuff, but rest assured the momemtum is apace as TYPICAL SUITCASE (formerly THE ODEEGATRONZ), new girls and boys MOUNTANUS (pronounced "mountainous") continue workontheir forthcoming rock and roll opus'.   In the meantime to keep your young fertile minds occupied we present the first in an occasional series of Rap (H)Owl and related pieces that you,  dear friends have sent in from time to time.   There now follows a short anthology of The Odeegatronz live debut in Brighton from February of this year. Thanks to everyone who contributed...   THE ODEEGATRONZ SUKI'S SKOOL NITE FLAT WARMING BASH, BRIGHTON 22/02/2007   The live band was due around 9-ish, but due to severely cramped space restrictions, we the packed several are beholden to the vision of a plumpish guy in a punctured wheelchair, a borrowed laptop and some guitars in various states of rude health.  The plumpish guy clad in fetching red choirboy cape, horse face mask explains that his two colleagues are absent - struck down with flu or the urgent necessity to vacation with their parents!  Rock 'n' roll!   We are treated to a short  smart set drawn from the excellent "Fake Mekkano Toilet" CDR. The plumpish guy padding out the laptop beats and samples with scattergun bursts of stylised un-guitar scrapes with uncannily scary vocals to match.  One minute operatic the next sub-Beefheart bass growl and any octave inbetween.   The laptop gets drunk and finally ceases into a hiccuping hoary fit of seized beats and sampled belches.  Plumpish guy undetered launches into whinger/songwriter mode and plays an impressive selection of tracks drawn from the mighty Zimpoon/FGAC back catalogue.  A good time was had by all.   Apparently Part Chimp are in town tonight and after their show a swarm of imbibed Bacchanites besiege Suki's rapidly shrinking abode demanding more entertainment.  But it is a school night and some of us have to get up early.  This happy band of straggling revellers demand an encore for their free entry. Plumpish guy obliged, plugged in and bade us into the humid damp night with tunes of locust men, puckered starfish and other alien deities ringing in our minds.   A full band return is promised at an unspecified proper rock 'n' roll venue soon.   I for one can't wait.   STEPHEN MORB,  A RESIDENT OF BRIGHTON 23/02/07 via email   Thank you Odeegatronz for making party success.  i stil clean up crums from last night.  Crums very messee and get everywhere especially in carpet and close.   About 40 invited guests come then 5 or maybe 6 more try to push way in later, these are bad guys and drink 2 much lager shandi.   Only Roq Enrol cood make party beecause Shelf man ill with sicness and Mr. Chocolate Hand who is nearly40 is on hollyday with his mummy in Wales.  Josh lent Odeegatronz his laptop so they can put backing trax and squgglee noise out of mi stereo and play on along on top.  Joshs laptop have very little memory and canot proces properly.  So laptop brake down after short time.  But not worried in slitest as Roq Enrol pla and entertane with witty joeks and guitar.   It was groovy.  I look forward to them plaing proper show soon.   Get Fake Mekkano Toilet - The Album now!   SUKI FUKIYAMA, BRIGHTON via email 23/02/07    
DearSir/Madam,   I feel I must write in protest to complain about the professional ability of the group Odeegatronz whom I believe you represent in some heinous capacity.   I had the great misfortune to be invited to a college colleague's flat warming party and had the great misfortune to witness the above group perform.  I say group as I believe to the best of my knowledge the rest of the band could not make it.  This shows either a certain disregard to professional commitment or a certain panache of common sense.   I'm not sure if I get what was going on here.  A malfunctioning laptop pooping multi-genre rythms entwined with layers of  un-classifiable nonsense music.  Was it supposed to sound like that?  Then there's the fat guy.  What's with the choirboy cloak and mask, is he embarrassed?  Are the guitars supposed to be played like that or does the various degree of damage dictate they are mauled like that?  And that shrill burp emitting from his throat, call that singing?  And the low sloping roof which much to the consternation of the performing beast kept colliding with its head, was this unnecessary slapstick part of the act?   I admittedly am unfamiliar with this kind of underground indie music, but it dawned upon me that if this is the future of alternative rock then I'm glad it's kept in such small obscure confines.  I don't like it and I can see no future in this insulting perception of what certain critics would toss about as "performance art".   Later I hear the CDR and am stunned that it is indeed supposed to sound like that!  I remain unconvinced and I stand by my convictions.  My flatmate who is well into this kind of thing says it is a classic and sits well with the cannon of Captain Beefheart, The Boredoms, Sonic Youth, Bonzo Dog Band as well as countless other obscure groups I have never heard of.  I doubt if it will stand the test of time unlike true commercial mavericks like Keane and Radiohead.   OWEN TRAVERS, BRIGHTON via email 23/02/07   Thanks for honest and forthright comments Owen.  You have won our letter of the week award.  An
Odeegatronz fun pack is winging its way to you!   MAY 21 2007
Not one but two corking new CDR items for your dubious delectation.   RAP - 005 THE ODEEGATRONZ    "NOW CALLED TYPICAL SUITCASE"   The Odeegatronz have morphed into Typical Suitcase, the same band the same brand that brought you "Fake Meccano Toilet"  a couple o' months back.  That'll be Roq Enrol, Sgt. Bop and The Entire Top Shelf then.   Mayhem ensues as disgusting free samply mag  loop jig rythyms fuk with tantric guitar noise diffusion and vocal denouncements.  Throat beat non-alignment filth jive and hyper-active scat punkfux splurge. |
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You get this on that. (Imagine a decadent arrow pointing to
the sleeve on the left).   1) Odeegatronz Theme 2) Little Red Bornettoquine 3) Satsuma: Golden Key to the Village of Death 4) On Telling The Doctor You Have Swallowed A Shed 5) Write It Down 6) Seen At The Craft Fair 7) Songs From The Continent Of Asia (Part Two) 8) Dog Chrome Animation 9) Tougar 10) Singer Wrong-Writer 11) The Stunted Elephant Man 12) Tinsel 13) Burning Worm 14) New To you 15) Dancing Vole 16) Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Wafting In Paste 17) Soapy The Fist Tames The Wild Backwards Country Boy 18) Brass Bands 4 Christ 19) A Small Mexican Buoy (Portugese Sea Shanty in 'C') 20) Susan 21) But That Would Be Silly 22) Furball XL Large |
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Hear extracts of what no-one has yet called "the digital re-imagining of Filth-o-Bop" on the crucial
T.S. myspace site.   Secondly...   RAP - 006    MOUNTANUS    "WHEN ANIMALS COLLIDE" CDR |
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1) Benign Cocker Spaniel 2) Rancid Ass Lemur 3)
Furry Jellyfish Over The Balkans 4) Okapi Dubstep 5) Shitt Hit Squid 6) Carapace Bolar Hashish 7) Comatose Uncle Riding A Panda 8) Ghost Ape 9) Cuckoo Kisses & Razorblade Linguistics 10) Pussy |
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Four-track recorded shananigans by complete musical novices, incompetents and greehorn
no-hopers! The groups words not ours!   That group is Marisa Phelps, Cyril Disorder and Stafford Titty and they are MOUNTANUS. Pronounced "Mountainous" but spelt M.O.U.N.T.A.N.U.S. Mountanus, got that? Good now we're getting somewhere.   This is possibly the worst ever excuse for a noise album we have ever heard, and we mean it maaaan.  Guitar buggery, pedal devilement, whispered embarrassed shrieks, keyboard grind wrapped in a meaninglesss burito of sound filth.   ...And yet there is something quaint and fluffy about this Austrian/Anglo trio's dirty dirging.    The sleeve art was done by an anonymous person and was found on the floor at a gig in London. (The art not the anonymous artist, although there were so many lanky haired drunk studenty types around, who knows?!?!)   Chat your sympathy, vent your spleen to staffordtitty.mountanus@hotmail.co.uk the by now cursary myspace site can be ascended here www.myspace.com/mountanus  
MAY 26 2007
Tragic news just in.   HUNT CREETO bigoted lout mouth and self-proclaimed noise sloth guru behind the many incarnations of SHIIT SWILL (not correct spelling - not sure our faceless cyber-spider electronic web hosts allow naughty words) has perished in a car crash whilst on tour in Italy.   Creeto recorded a CDR for us in 2006 "This Chef Is Loaded" with THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS acting as Shiit Swill Mk.13. This prooved to be a very tempestous but rewarding recording experience if not commercially but artistically for all involved.   Exact details of the accident are sketchy at best but we extend our condolences and sympathies to his family, band members and friends (if he had any!).   At the time of writing there doesn't appear to be an official website or email address to mail your sympathies, condolences, etc, so if you feel the urge to write please by all means contact us via the usual email address and we shall endeavour to pass your comments on to the relevant parties.   MAY 27 2007 One of the most common questions we get asked here at the Rapacious (H)Owl nest is:   Do you guys have any connections with the legendary Gosport cassette imprint the FGAC, and if so do you have any plans to re-issue tapes by "insert band name here"?   Well the answer to both questions would be "Yes".   Currently we are liasing with BLADDER EYE. Older listeners may recall the 82 track cassette "Legends of the Ashtray Boy" the duo spunked in 1995.  So popular was it that FACE DOWN IN A POOL OF PYSS (not accurate spelling) of San Francisco issued a lovely miniturised bastardised 7" 33rpm 20 minute abridged version of the tape on urine splatter coloured vinyl. That sold out of its initial 500 pressing pretty damn fast and the album has remained out of print since 1996.   Plans are a foot to re-issue this monumentally popular tape soon on Rap (H)Owl as a CDR.   MAY 28 2007 Rap (H)Owl is pleased to announce that last night  we re-united ROOT NIXON and GREGSON THE PANTHER aka Bladder Eye/Eye Bladder.  They in turn  recorded 11 new tracks that showcase the new "mature" sound of B.E.  Yes, it's got a synth and some drum pulses on it.    This new album the boys have christened "Battle of the Internet Milkmen".  And if that ain't enough to sate yer lust sir, dang me if the lads ain't added the original "Legends of the Ashtray Boy" album to the CDR as well.  Not only that the album features five pieces from the legendary Eye Bladder sessions, three of which have never seen the light of day before.- making a whopping 98 track anthology!    June 18 2007 The eagerly antcipated BLADDER EYE "Legends of the Ashtray Boy + Battle of the Internet Milkmen" CDR is finally upon us!   After a couple of weeks spent frantically wrestling  the original troubled DAT tapes the struggle is now over and we emerge tattered and torn blinking into the harsh unforgiving funlight and press upon your feebled hands the finished CDR.   It comes packaged in a replica poster type sleeve of the original cassette artwork.  Scary!   Here's what the FGAC originally said about "...Ashtray Boy" back in 1995.   Bladder Eye (for it is they) skewer shards of angled sound confusion entwined with the whelps of feral
children.  They utilized a 4-track cassette machine - no more are ever needed.  Gregson The Panther mangles his electric device that is strung with five strings - six would be deemed as excessive. The Nixon boy contorts his very throat as if it was a tightly knit pullover (sweater) on a rogue barracuda. The songs are stark and brutal on the pallette...Not unlike economy beef burgers - but the flesh of these beef patties is 100% pure sound.  And yet their laced up speakers weep blood in seven ugly shades of disturbed protracted electrical noise.  Bladder Eye mock, Bladder Eye loll, Bladder Eye embrace the headless young in the violent drummerless confines of the Palace of Befuddlement.  Their menu of malcontentment is to doodle with sound noodles whilst duelling with ground poodles.  They are the living embodiment of pretension...The Mexican non-wave that doesn't do macrame.  Huge faced ants with blackened eyes and guitar coupling mandibles, that were evolved from a long forgotten sugar dynasty.  They are affected bold little kittens...The cats that got the scream.  So sit them on your lap, lick their little faces and stroke the flea bitten pelts of...Bladder Eye.   Pretentious guff!  Visit the customary myspace site now if you dare Earth peoples. Or maybe
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LEGENDS OF THE ASHTRAY BOY 1) Fantastic Chicken
Song 2) Choko! 3) Globo 4) Public Enema Song 5) Kink 6) Jesus Wants Me For An Anus 7) Legless Young 8) Semiotic Lifestyle Song 9) Pushed Into Nettles 10) Nacht Ist Licht 11) H2) Assassination Man Song 12) Small Bulbous Insect Song 13) His Partner Was A Pea 14) Pony Asthma Cure Man 15) Weeping Tree Song 16) My Guts 17) I Look At Kidneys 18) Warning 19) DAT Machine Song 20) Spinal Injury Blues 21) Hey Monkey! 22) Things That Scare Me 23) Astronaut Hat Of Pastry 24) Special Combat Agent Kunt Theme #37 25) The Carrot Song 26) Ears 27) The Scarf Song 28) Buoyancy 29) No Navel Girl Song 30) Mighty Mopars 31) Song Of Speed 32) Little Lady 33) My Son - The Earwig 34) Suitcase Song 35) Hey Prokoviev 36) Thunder Hearted Woman 37) Kingdom Of The Pineapple 38) The Why Song 39) Don't 40) The Foodoo Song 41) Fish 42) Textile Race Track 43) Toilet Postman Square 44) Piracy 45) The Ape Song 46) Ammunition 47) Self Explanetory 48) Self Explanetory II 49) Useful Fact |
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50) Sitting 51) The Trinder Song 52) Fountain 53) Bonn 54) Wax 55) The Insult 56) A Question 57)
The Love Song 58) A Statement 59) Marshmallow 60) The Hill 61) Punk Rock Dignitory 62) The Slapping Song 63) Telescope 64) Senses 65) The Falling Star Song 66) A Man Called Jane 67) Filling In Time 68) Tourists 69) The Athlete Song 70) Drinking 71) The Keen Cyclists 72) Letter 73) Giant Of Mud 74) Mr. Pretension 75) Germany 76) The Funny Funny Men Song 77) That's Love 78) Sister Song 79) Guns 80) Bird 81) M.F.G. 82) End (2007 re-interpretation) BATTLE OF THE INTERNET MILKMEN 83) My Fat Ass 84) Vomit On My Leg 85) Zamm Joanz 86) Runaway 87) Judo Bear 88) Venice Envy 89) Our Love (Is The Worst Song Ever Written) 90) Warmth Of A Cowgirl's Thighs 91) The Floating Urinals Song 92) Erstwhile Magazine 93) Nailed To The Wood THE EYE BLADDER SESSIONS (1995) 94) We All Fall 95) Mothership 96) Jamz Masson 97) Telescope II 98) Wee Wee Soldier (Slightly different 2007 mix)   June 18 2007 Watched the film "THE SWARM" again this afternoon.  This film is soo bad it's cool.  We have in our absolute lack of wisdom decided to put out a tribute album to this epically crass celluloid masterpiece.  Acts from the Zimpoon, Rap (H)Owl and FGAC rosters have sworn to contribute.   More details as they happen.  The buzz about this project states "It's gonna bee stupid!"   Just to wet your appetite here's a graph of a bee we cadged off the internet. |
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June 28 2007
Happy 40th GREGSON THE PANTHER, YOU OLD BUGGER YOU!   A mystery.  We've had several emails asking what has happened to the MOUNTANUS webpage over on Myspace.  We just simply don't know.  The group tell us they can access it themselves and tinker with it, but apparently it's disappeared from the Myspace search engine and those of you who have added them as your friends say the Mountanus link has vanished!  Maybe the Myspace folk are a bit picky about the word "anus".  Who knows.   You can still reach the band via their email address which is: June 29 2007
Legendary Filth-O-Bop ne'er-do-wells THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS have announced they are currently in the midst of recording a new LP for Zimpoon.  Some of it is reportedly "dancier" than usual and a bit "chav-vy" by all accounts.  Subsequently the lads are considering a name change to SHELLEY WINTERS EXHUMED for this project.   So heavy in places that a speaker has been blown in the studio already.   April 3 2009 Not a belated April Fools Joke but some merry prankster (and we know who YOU ARE MR. B.!) has inadvertently gone and lost every update between now and June 29 2007.  So until we can sort out this mess please feel free to email us HERE to see what you're missing. |
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And don't forget "The Swarm"
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JULY 21ST 2007
Great news! The Zimpoon information cum discography page is finally on line see it with your own eyes at www.zimpoon.tripod.com .   JULY 26TH 2007 MANY HIPPY RETURNS to the bronchial babe THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF. Who to paraphrase the Dead Boys pop group is "old, stout and snotty".   JULY 27TH 2007 "THE SWARM" news. FGAC stalwarts BUTTERKUP have reconvened and recorded a lovely thrash mutant disco number called "Bare Me Away" for the album. MOUNTANUS have also deigned to record a gratuitously violent track of filthy drones, buzz and scuzz which they have christened "The Cosmetic Benefits of the Industrious Worker Bee of America".   News just in. THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS and their alter-ego's SHELLEY WINTERS EXHUMED are proceeding with their "The Swarm" contributions. BLOOD SHOVEL are to reform especially for this project. |
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JULY 30TH 2007
Tragic news from our anorak chums over in zimpoon land. The pedal to your right has snuffed it.   The pedal was used for over 24 years in conjunction with several degrees of talent and imagination on many of your favourite FGAC, ZIMPOON and RAPACIOUS (H)OWL recordings.   Jeez, is this for real? 'Fraid so. We're getting worked up over an effects unit. Not a pet, family member, loved one or football team. An effects unit.   An effects unit. |
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AUGUST 19TH 2007
Work continues on project "The Swarm". Since the last mention of this un-mentionable tribute, olde FGAC (pre-ZIMPOON era) hands BORN HORNY, LIBERTY CRIPPLE and GOAT LORD have re-convened to take part. FELLER MORGAN, HAPPI S**T PUMPKIN, THE PEPPERMINT WORDSMITH, ENCHANTED TALKING FURNITURE, LUKE SIDEWALKER & THE CAR WHORES, PETER PAUL AND TOILET TRADER and THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS have all completed or are nearing finished tracks for inclusion.   We await works in progress from TYPICAL SUITCASE, BLOOD SHOVEL, MONKEY RIDES A BIG RED BICYCLE and THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF (STEAK WRIST).   Others have pledged submissions in some form or other, more on them when we have the details.   Talking 'bout THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF - we send our best wishes for a speedy recovery. It transpires the poor little lamb wretched his back lifting some broken building or something and could be out of rock 'n' roll action for a month. Time to knit that polo-neck swimming costume, sir?   AUGUST 31ST 2007   "THE SWARM" update. In our ongoing series of updates that trivialise and sensationalise the album making process and subsequent reporting thereof like certain national music mags, we bring you exclusive new THAT FAKE VEGETABLE REICHSTAG have contribute a jolly nice ditty to the project.   OCTOBER 14TH   Blimey has it really been that long since we updated you? Yes it is aren't we naughty ones? THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF is much better now, a series of short movements has issued from him for the impending "THE SWARM" project not sure if it's STEAK WRIST or WOOGER THE OLD FUSTY DOG, or STEAK WRIST AS WOOGER THE OLD FUSTY DOG but you get the idea don't you?   Italian left-handed noise screechers FLIPPO FLAPPO FLOPPO have pledged to contribute a track and will send it anti-clockwise around the world to us using "left-handed means" what ever the hell that is! DRUNK & INCONTINENT have also worked out how to fire up a computer and are diligently proceeding on a track of bee themed mayhem for our aural pleasures. Both THE BEERBOON and INNUENDO RODRIGUES have been gravely ill of late. Ironically The Beerboon has been instructed to give up the pleasures of the booze so the band have changed their name to F**KMOTH for the time being.   TYPICAL SUITCASE news. You just can't get enough of these guys can you? Well, you'll be pant wettingly ecstatic to hear that the guys and girls over at ODD POP have made a short video for the song "Nu 2 U" off the bands recent effing marvellous "The Odeegatronz now called Typical Suitcase" CD-R (details of which are above). See it now at the usual myspace site. Or click on this here link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey55Y6wynJE  
Anyways, SHELLEY WINTERS EXHUMED exude a cocky charm mired in a late-70's early 80's cocktail of no-wave funk. Scraping, scratching guitars mate with buzz fart bass and vocal yelps and shrieks counterweighed on brazen electric beats that shudder and crank in non-tempo ecstasy. Or something. And despite the title it wasn't recorded at a gig. |
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RAP - 007 SHELLEY WINTER'S EXHUMED
LIVE @ THE WEST BIONIC TRADING CO.   1) Beyonce 2) Hiding From The Light 3) Shattered By Lightning Strike 4) Kym Deal Is Having A Party At My Haus 5) Onion Bag 6) Moler Molar 7) Desperate Apple 8) Rivers Of Shyt 9) Great News! 10) Faggots! 11) What's Not To Love   The band feature DAVE TURD and PORPOISE SUPOSITRY whilst BENNY BENCHEAD he of TROMBONIST, BLOOD SHOVEL, DASH & COX etc, etc appears to play most of the instrumentation on Moler Molar...badly.   The boys have stressed they don't have a Myspace site and if you want to contact them you'll have to bother us at raphowl@aol.co.uk  
And just because the cat. # is 007 don't go expecting any free Jimmy Bond gadgets to accompany this release.   So there! |
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12TH DECEMBER 2007
Nest up, sorry next up (see wot we did there? Did ya? Did ya? WELL DID YA? Nest instead of next 'coz nexts are where owls live, even rapacious ones!) some of the most innane dribbling sludge we have ever heard.   Opinions are divided amongst the few hardy souls that have been intrepid enough to bully their lobes with this recorded in one take instant of bedlum.   RAP - 008  STEVIE CHUNDER & THE WORM CULL PENIS ORCHESTRA OF EUROPA WET PANTIES IN A DESERTED DINER
  Is a brand new CD-R featuring MARISA PHELPS (MOUNTANUS), D.J. PREMISE (RUSSELL
GRANT'S CRIME POSTCARD, DAMAGE PATROL) BRUCE F**K (HEMOGOBLIN, PERT SPARTACUS, FACERIPPER), STAFFORD TITTY (MOUNTANUS) and THE PENATOID LIFEFORM (EGG GYPSY, BOLA FEDEEGO, FROGCUM).   Toy guitars distort and screech like the mewlings of electrocuted kittens. The scourge of pneumatic drum splats focused and unruly tearing through the spinal chord like newly annointed needle majors. The electronic whimper of caffeine injected kiddie keyboards force fed the power of wronged science through the entrails of a filthy mind. Disgusting language! You get the general idea...unless you're demented.   Housed in a 'orrible modern-art type fold-out poster sleeve. If you think the sounds are bad wait till you feast your peepers on this brute (see below, voyeur fiends!), I nearly puked!   Obligatory myspace site of bewonderment is just a mere click away here |
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1) Crucified Sea Milk 2) Brown Cow 3)
Punky Rabbits 4) F**k Themselves With A Septic Brillo Pad 5) Judo Master 6) You Can Call Me C**t 7) Angina Trojan Umlaut 8) Experts From Ukranian Research Institutes Develop A Unified and Automated System To Control Air Pollution 9) Three Little Maids 10) Impaled On A Stick 11) A Tail Between Two Titties 12) Cover Version of Wet Wet Wet's "I Regret Killing All Those People" 13) Hermetically Sealed in Gandhi 14) Mute Arapaho Rainbow 15) _UI_I_E   Apparently mixed by Stafford Titty whilst on the toilet! |
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17TH DECEMBER 2007
Just incase we forget to do an update before Chrimbo lays waste to us seasons greetings, best wishes for the New Year and many happy returns to the baby Jesus! God rest him and all that sail in him and the usual Yuletide stuff.   Does anybody know if the new St. Trinian's film is as good as the old ones that were made before colour was invented?   Belated best wishes for the new year and all that jazz.   However, it is our sad duty to begin the new year with tragic news... |
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MARISA PHELPS aka Marisa P. member of
MOUNTANUS, STEVIE CHUNDER & THE WORM CULL PENIS ORCHESTRA OF EUROPA, BEEF PIXIE and the official face of ODD POP PRODUCTIONS passed away in Seattle during the early hours of today after a series of   strokes/seizures relating to a recently diagnosed hear condition.   Marisa, 39, it's fair to say was a novice at this noisy pop lark but exuded a keen and infectious sense of genuine enthusiasm towards the subject and was always game when it came to trying out unwieldy instruments and pedal manipulations.   Shortly before she left the planet Marisa had embarked on a new musical adventure with long-time pal ANNE-MARIE BECKERMANN. In the short time the duo BEEF PIXIE were in exsistence (Approximately three hours) they recorded a total of two lengthy primitive live songs of a fine illbient anti-folk vein rich in corrosive beats, free form acoustic guitar splashes, orgasmic clarinette wailings and deadpan yet tunefull Nico-esque call and responses. This they dubbed "MOZCORE". A humerous reference to Mozart and the Austrian city of Salzburg where the girls were born and based. We hope that these songs will be released at some point.   Marisa's last piece with Mountanus "THE COSMETIC BENEFITS OF THE INDUSTRIOUS WORKER BEE OF AMERICA" was for the impending "SWARM" tribute CD. She also contributed whistling on the MONKEY RIDES A BIG RED BICYCLE song "NOT AN ALLEGORY FOR VIETNAM" which can also be found on the "Swarm" compilation.   Immediately prior to her death Marisa had been contributing on the eagerly anticipated TYPICAL SUITCASE "TINSEL" video. Adding her unique treated vocals to what we hope you will find an exciting re-imagining of the song. In addition to chief scene scout, location manager in Austria and the Czech Republic, Marisa also found the time, strength and stamina to shoot footage of her long term partner ROQ ENROL gallavanting about in the by-now customary Typical Suitcase tiger suit uniform.   We dedicate all the above projects to her most special and precious memory.   Marisa leaves behind a kitten called Zickler, and an imbecillic fiancee`.   Rapacious (H)Owl send their respects, condolences, thanks of gratitude and support and love to her family and friends.  
MARISA PHELPS 1968 - 2008 |
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24th JANUARY 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4R0O5Ei89Q is the link you need to view the eagerly
awaited "TINSEL" video by your favourite electronic beat combo TYPICAL SUITCASE. We've seen it and it's a corker! Well done ODD POP and god bless all who sail in you! 11th MARCH 2008 TYPICAL SUITCASE have a new name it's KITTEN HONK HONK. Confusingly in the spirit of musical anarchy both previous names (THE ODEEGATRONZ, T.S.) will run concurrently until the dudes no doubt sicken with this either keep with K.H.H. revert to T.S. and/or The Odeegatronz or come up with a new name entirely for their next blossoming project. MADNESS!   Anyway the boys have announced they have begun work on a new set of recordings tentatively entitled "Athletico Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwyll-llantysillogogogoch United".   Obligatory myspace website? Why? Yes - point yer peepers at www.myspace.com/kittenhonkhonk for more excitement.   11th APRIL 2008 Basic update. Work on KITTEN HONK HONK'S next opus continues hopefully "Athletico Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwyll-llantysillogogogoch United" will be with us shortly.   In the meantime the lads have started adding blasts from the past from the huge engorged archive of projects the band has been involved with over the last couple of decades or so. These selections are changed on a weekly basis so you better snap to it to enjoy the full range of sounds available. www.myspace.com/kittenhonkhonk is where it's at, dad!   Also the nice folk and folkettes at ODD POP have approached Kitten Honk Honk with views to making a documentary for the "SOUNDS INTRIGUING" strain. Their latest contribution to the show "#37: STEAK WRIST" can be voyeured online at either www.myspace.com/oddpop69 0r click on the following linky-poos www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WLhieH2yjI   30TH APRIL 2008 ODD POP have completed the "SOUNDS INTRIGUING #69: THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS" documentary. Why is that of import to you and indeed us? Well, my dearest fiend, KITTEN HONK HONK began life 25 years ago as The Mighty Springboks and this film tells the story of the precocious ones and the stirrings of the movement that became known to several as "Filthobop" (tm). And whilst The Mighty Springboks run con-currently in the same time frame as K.H.H. it is always important to remember one's roots. (Unless you wish to remain blonde forever).   See Sgt. Bop's roving baldness made real! Squirm at Brett Young's beard! Wretch at Binky's five stomachs! Take heed this filim contains scenes of unbridled "Filthobop" (tm) and may contain scenes and language prudes will find offensive.   Go hither now and view at www.myspace.com/oddpop69 or click this link www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8rFWNzqbhs  
I wonder who would exit victorious from a minor fisticuff altercation between The Mighty Springboks and Kitten Honk Honk? It's a rheotorical question, you don't have to answer it.   7TH JUNE 2008 BABIES!   Yes, babies. Both the aptly named MS. UTERUS of PUCKERED STARFISH and ODEEGATRONZ/TYPICAL SUITCASE/KITTEN HONK HONK fan club administrator SUKI have had them recently.   Ms. Uterus had a little boy at present she is naming him Johnny and Suki a little girl who she plans on labelling Juno Lemon!   We send them our heartiest and joyious best wishes and wish the tiny ones a warm welcome to the planet.   Talkin' about K.H.H. the album is a comin' along nicely. |
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JUNE 28TH 2008
Many happy returns to MR. CHOCOLATE HAND of KITTEN HONK HONK, may your kidneys last you another year...and stop p***ing on my bathroom floor!!!!!   Talking of Kitten Honk Honk the lads are on tour at the moment see if they can be bothered to play near you by visiting their Myspace nest www.myspace.com/kittenhonkhonk. Some dates feature ZIMPOON-ers MARINE WOLF, THE CHRISTMAS TREES and the god awful legendary MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS.   Next time lads please give us ample warning when the tour commences and not wait until it is in progress before informing us of your movements.   However the band have been informed that their scheduled performance at THE BEASTLY VICTORIAN LADY FESTIVAL booked for 05/07/2008 has had to be cancelled due to mopping up operations after the recent outbreak of irridiated treefrogs. So don't go there!   AUGUST 6TH 2008 Yesterday found a trio of ODD POP-pers, Rap (H)Owl-ites and Shining Food and the Spoken Word loons using a beach and garden on the south part of England. Expect some video mayhem involving sharks and human cakes soon. We shall appropriate some footage in the name of artistic plagarism for our own requirements...   AUGUST 27TH 2008 STEVIE CHUNDER news! The group have chopped and lengthened their name to (takes deep breath) STEVIE CHUNDER & THE GENITAL BEN SALT LICK NAKED LADY NOODLE DUCK MILKERZ.   They claim it will add an air of respectability to the proceedings. The obligatory myspace site address remains the same, why not visit it here and check out the new songs and video.   Yes video, the band in conjunction with ODD POP (NATCH!), (T)HWART CONTROL, SHELFSPACE STUDIOS, THE PEPPUHMYNT WYRDSMYTH (A.K.A. PEDANTIC PEDESTRIAN) have shot a promo for their "I AM A CAKE" song...a special video mix no less. Wow. In fact there are two slightly different versions online the other you can see at the Odd Pop website http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41665152 .   These aren't on Youtube yet, click on this video link http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41838283 and witness the horror unfold.   Also recommended is a trip to the ODD POP Myspace site at  www.myspace.com/oddpop69 to view the surrealist daymare that is "MANG MANG SCRELT (LARRY THE HADDOCK)" which certain members of the Rap (H)Owl family of loons contributed to. |
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OCTOBER 8TH 2008
Those cretins over at ZIMPOON inform us that the tribute compilation album to that most monsterous of 1970's disaster movies "THE SWARM" can now be had.   But why is "BEE MOVIE: VARIOUS ARTISTS PAY TRIBUTE TO THE MOTION PICTURE THE SWARM" of interest to us, I hear you wail?   Well, because little one it features donations from Rap (H)Owl favourites MOUNTANUS, KITTEN HONK HONK, STEVIE CHUNDER & MAGIK COW, SHELLEY WINTERS EXHUMED and FELLER MORGAN amongst others.   Wanna know more?   Then visit here |
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OCTOBER 12TH 2008
Young Mr. STEVIE CHUNDER & MAGIK COW (note yet again the confusing name change, grrr!) have this new exciting if not chaotically obtuse CD-R for your pleasure. It's called "A YOUNG PERSONS GUIDE TO THUMB SOLDERING" and we're equally proud and probably no doubt in the fullness of time embarrassed to have anything to do with it.   Free form uncontrolled improv ramshackle blat grapples with slabs of raw platonic terrorfying pop filth churned into shreds of buttock pummelling glunk, skrunk punk noise scud whilst wrestling Girls Aloud yet defying allknown logical fuzz fumagations. Whatever the darn heck that means!   Sleeve photo by MR. THE BEERBOON of DRUNK & INCONTINENT or THE SUMOSEXUALS or whatever they're called next week.   Mr. The Beerboon informs us that this tableau of bark warriors was taken in a rare sombre reflective mood whilst taking a relaxing constitutional in the jolly Highlands of Scotlandshire, England. |
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The mauled mayhem on this release is brought to you by:
KEITH BAGS, HERBIE DUMPLENGZ, SAP GREEN, NIPPON IMURA AND D.J. SPADEPONY with guest appearances by THE BEERBOON, THE CHRISTMAS TREES and MARROWPOODLE MOLESTRANGLER. Plus on a grimmer note the last lyrical duet written by our late chum MARISA P. of MOUNTANUS and her imbecillic oaf fiance`.   THE SONGS! THE MUSIC! THE ROMANCE! THE SEXUAL INADEQUENCY! are as follows... RAP - 009 A YOUNG PERSONS GUIDE TO THUMB SOLDERING CD-R
  1. Listening To Comus with Two Naked Irish Chicks (2:34)
2. Acker Bjork Out There Skinning a Smurf (Fluffybottom) (1:27) 3. Black Theseus (0:28) 4. Donkey Recognition Time (0:42) 5. The Dance of the Parisienne Motorway Faeries (1:29) 6. Bag of Lemurs (2:46) 7. Watcher in the Cheese (0:52) 8. Darling Were You on Fire When I Left You? (3:16) 9. Imhotep Goat Disco Illrd (1:33) 10. Anus Testwing (3:03) 11. Startled Rabbits Look Upwards but with Eyes of Breasts (2:18) 12. Mattel Drug Lord Thrown into Nearby Lake (2:45) 13. A Dispute about Consumer Ownership over a Clash VHS Tape Eventually Leads to a Guest List Admission Pass to a Local St.Etienne Gig (1:56) 14. Bilious Nude Viking (2:30) 15. Soft and Unique Off Centre Oblique (6:53) 16. Two Happily Married (So as not to upset Die Katholic Kirche) Dogs Indulge in a Spot of Mutual Foreplay (0:51) 17. Primal Desire (1:35) 18. Klubische Farting Pussy Hawk (4:12) 19. The Kintner Kid (featuring The Christmas Trees) (1:37) 20. Banshee Love (2:26) 21. Soupy Dishes (3:21) 22. Duckface! (4:19) 23. I am a Cake (Video Mix featuring Marrowpoodle Molestrangler) (1:49) 24. Verity (0:32) 25. L'abeille a Porte` une Moustache (featuring The Beerboon) (4:05) 26. Yes, Mrs. Strategic Nipples It Is all our own Work (3:22)   Here some of it now at www.myspace.com/steviechunder |
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APRIL 10TH 2009
Hello you, belated Happy New Year, Noel, Birthday etc, etc for what some keen chronomators are refferring to as 2009!   Apologies if this page is a little disjointed the virtual gremlins screwed up so a few itmes may have gone AWOL, but now everything appears SNAFU again so abnormal service should in theory be resumed.   KITTEN HONK HONK are still slaving away on the ever impending "Athletico Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwyll-llantysillogogogoch United" CD-R.  If they and indeed we can get out fingers out it should be arriving very soon.   There are some STEVIE CHUNDER left-overs that didn't make the final "A YOUNG PERSONS GUIDE TO THUMB SOLDERING" CD-R release as well as some new tracks and re-mixes thses may appear at some unspecified point as "ENO FOREHED PROJEKTOR".   We are proud to announce the birth of new baby label SHIT SKITTLE.  This imprint mainly deals in distributing strictly limited editions of tapes and CD-Rs of some of our colonial cousins we have hooked up with in the recent past, as well as newer wilder popular music beat groups.   Click here for more details.   16th March 2010   Happy New Year?    Not for us it isn't.  Before Xmas last year an idiot who was "helping" mend the computer managed to delete the Rap Howl folders/files etc, so months and months of updates have gone on the fritz, more impotantly three and a half years of Rap (H)Owl online mischief has gone tits up!   Perhaps one day when technology and intelligence allows we'll be able to reunite y'all with these snippets of info and Filth-O-Bop related fun items.   4TH JUNE 2010   It ain't going to happen!  We've tried to retrieve everything but everything is screwy.  So what we'll do is just tell you about what's come out for both your listening and viewing pleasure... |
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6TH JUNE 2010
  Ladles and Gentlespoons we proudly announce the arrival of FUDGEWAY AMUSEMENTS a new imprint for A BETTER WAY OF STRIFE!   Check out MR. HAIR'S debut CD-R "THE CHARLIE CANNON" it's cooler than a penguins turd.   MR. HAIR is the new collective monika for all your favourite and not-so-popular Sht Skittle/Zimpoon/FGAC/Rap (H)Owl artistes.   WHY?   The kindly gentleman who updates this site (I.E. he who isn't the dick that butchered our site last year) has considerable interests outside the realm of Rap (H)Owl towers and simply does not have enough time to graciously update every single groups individual website so as a happy compromise we've decided that in future every release will be under the nom de plume of MR. HAIR.   A rudimentary myspace site is under construction here: www.myspace.com/mrhair see you there!   Here's what the Fudgeway Amusements page has to say about the debut CD-R by Mr. Hair...   FA - 001
MR. HAIR THE CHARLIE CANNON CD-R  
Towards the end of 2009 S..t Skittle combo SKULL PAGODA
unleashed the rather ramshackle yet brilliant "Men of Rock" CD-R.  Here M. H. - Those simian lovin' beer humpin' monobrow mavericks who are represented on the Planet Earth by THE CIVIL SERVANT and MR. UNWANTED TEENAGE PREGNANCY take that initial vomitous blueprint to neu unruly dimensions.   The album (and it's an absolute corker!) is a series of 23 two minute trailer length pieces that pay homage to the world of cinema.  Although it has to be said many of the tracks bear little or no resemblance at all to each songs title. It's a sprawling yee-haa-haa of psychotic textures, loops, sax blat, frenetic bass wank, manic fritz jibber?!?!, routinely dissected by sudden violent outbursts of punk rock slide guitar thuggery. Pressed up in a run of just 41 copies because we hate you.  No we don't, we love you really.  No, actually we really hate you. See the video of "Valley of the Gwangi" at the band's old Skull Pagoda sitehere www.myspace.com/skullpagoda  
The proper MR. HAIR site can be located at www.myspace.com/mrhair
1. The Cat In The Brain
2. Gandhi 3. Jade Dagger Ninja 4. Ring Of Bright Water 5. The Music Man 6. Performance 7. Heidi's Big Score 8. My Fair Lady 9. On The Town 10. Female Space Invaders 11. The Knack And How To Get It 12. The Valley Of Gwangi 13. Love Is A Many Splendid Thing 14. Salon Kitty 15. Avatar 16. Catch 22 17. The Man Who Would Be King 18. Kes 19. The Fixer Uppers 20. Godzilla Vs The Smog Monster 21. Little Dieter Wants To Fly 22. Howard's End 23. Lolita |
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Here's something you may have missed via the SHT SKITTLE page it's the CD-R by SKULL
PAGODA (now called "Mr. Hair") entitled "MEN OF ROCK".   It's a rum anthology of studio recorded 7"s, compilation and soundtrack tunes covering everything the band unleashed prior to their sacred metamorphosis into M.H.   It grinds, it pulverises, it kicks, it scratches. It's pantie wetting sexiness will bring your enjoyment zones to their enfeebled knees.  It's feral, it's funny it's poor yet rich in untold sonic textures.  Obtuse, ramshackle, wonky, wrong on so many levels yet righteous in a devil care eff you way.  The ultimate middle class Krautrock gutter porno punk rock carny band.    Brought to you courtesy of BRAD BOREDOM and MIKE S..T.   Go here NOW! And see more information on this ridiculously limited release.   See the old website where videos can be balked at here: www.myspace.com/skullpagoda |
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8TH JUNE 2010
  Those awfully nice folk over at ODD POP (www.myspace.com/oddpop69) have emailed us the wunnerful news that an eagerly anticipated RAP (H)OWL/ZIMPOON/SHT SKITLLE/FUDGEWAY AMUSEMENTS/RABBIT SHOW REJECT handy compilation DVD named in dispatches as "CLEAVAGE" is finally ready for your entertainment consumption.   If you don't have a nervous dispostion you soon will have after watching this baby!   You've probably fervidly lapped up most of the contents on various band and Odd Pop sites but this is the first time ever these visual deviants and nutters have been gathered in much sharper clarity on one handy disc.    Worringly this is Volume One in the fullness of time a second volume will be forthcoming.   To get your grubby mitts on one why not visit www.myspace.com/oddpop69 for further details.  
There now follows a table of contents....
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1. STEVIE CHUNDER & THE GENITAL BEN SALT
LICK NAKED LADY NOODLE DUCK MILKERZ: I Am A Cake (Silent Slapstick Video Edit) 2. THE CHRISTMAS TREES & TIN PIGLET JAWA CUB PORKESTRA: What's Your Favourite Canal? 3. SKULL PAGODA: Holocaust Of Love 4. SOUNDS INTRIGUING: #37 STEAK WRIST 5. TYPICAL SUITCASE: New To You 6. MANG MANG SCRELT 7. PALE DEFINITIVE MUTATION: The Wonder Full Cup Of Tea 8. THE ODEEGATRONZ: Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger 9. METAFIZZICAL QUESTION 10. THE MALE LA LA'S: Face 11. SOUNDS INTRIGUING: # 69 THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS 12. TYPICAL SUITCASE: Tinsel + Tinsel (The Lord Phelps Those That Phelps Themselves 2008 Mix) 13. SKULL PAGODA: Here Comes Mr. Sht 14. SOUNDS INTRIGUING: #666 LES INFERNO DIABOLIQUE ACCORDION 15. SKULL PAGODA: Valley Of The Gwangi 16. STEAK WRIST: Do You Believe In Fairy Sht? Promotional shorts 17. IMPACT! Pilot episode: THE VATIQUIST |
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MUFFIN - 001
  "CLEAVAGE" AN ODD POP VIDEO ANTHOLOGY VOLUME ONE DVD You will be watching... |
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Approx running time: 53 minutes
WARNING!
Contains flashing and flickering
images, filthy language & glimpses of man tit! |
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