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July 26 2006
Puckered St*fish celebrate our good chum The Entire Top Shelf's day of birth with this debut
release ton Rapacious (H)Owl on a CD-R made in his honour.  Each CD-R has it's own
personalised title (Mmmn, could be confusing) and unique individual packaging (see above) for as
long as we can be bothered.  Be sure you don't get muddled and buy two now, yer hear!
 
RAP - 001
PUCKERED ST*RFISH  "PERSONALISED SLEEVE AND TITLE"
CDR
 
That's right for the time being every gosh darned copy of this item is supplied at our descretion in a
different sleeve or packaging and christened with its own unique one off name until we get bored,
or exhaust our supply of materials.  You may get a shoe box, you may get a cereal packet, you may
get an envelope, you may get a "re-conditioned" 12" sleeve. See e.g.s to the immediate right.
 
Heck, one lady got a copy in a busted CD player!  She thought it was re-cycled art at it's most base.
 
"But wot's it like?" I hear you ask. 
 
It's like a big basket of random ingredients some are nice some are sickly, and some mixed together
will make the tummy in your ears poorly.
 
Dub collisons, noise freak-outs, blat, skronk free-range improv marinate in an anglo-continental
ballastic omellette of butchered sound fart.
 
My sleeve says the personnel is Nil, Ms. Uterus, The NiteKunt and Infertility Douglas and yet the
insert states that this racket was made by Kurstee, Kathryn, Nil and Thur Nitekunt.  Confusing huh?
1) Puckered St*rfish 2) Birthday
Song 3) U Park Yr Car In Mi
Rektumb 4) Plumming! 5) Jool Lee
Kristy 6) I Killed A Burd 2day 7)
Ghee 8) A Konnvertd Banned Stand
9) 7 Kolured Gent Le Men On Ur
Fishion Tryp 10) Emil Lea Rae
 
All spelling of song titles is
approximate.
AUGUST 1 2007
Apologies for the short notice but THE FUNTLEY FESTIVAL OF
NOISE, takes place at HEDON FARM, FUNTLEY  this Saturday
(05.08.2006).  PUCKERED ST*RFISH will be making their live
debut.  Please also note that despite appearing on the poster
Zimpoon act NAZERINE SAC will not be performing.  According
to the band at no point have they been contacted or invited to
appear.
 
Funtley is located off the M27 Motorway between Fareham and
the scum pit that is Southampton.  The organisers say that the
event will be well sign-posted.
 
See y'all there! (Except for Nazerine Sac).
 
September 8 2006
 
PUCKERED STARFISH have laid another little egg of noise.
 
RAP - 002  PUCKERED ST*FISH    "PS:2" or maybe "Puckered
St*fish Two" or even "Two St*fish"
CDR
Goodness to Betsy these folk sure are prolific.
 
Just as you let the PS debut warm the cockles of your fart along comes this a mere month or so
later.  The confusion continues as the newly slimmed down to a duo haven't really given us the
most accurate of album titles.  In fact the svelt pair haven't given any album title at all!  So we kinda
guessed.
 
This baby hoots from the hip, lost in vituperative shudders of fuzz ecstasy.  Yes, hoots! Slack string
oscillations vie with vacuous duets of invisible fiends who respond with x-rated duck calls in alien
tongues.  Premature spunkyard ejaculations of  electric mewling piano mingle within the comforting
arms of a cartoon skinned banjo. Occasionally.   A work of hideous beauty indeed.
 
Laid by Ms. Uterus and Nil.  Who knows if Thur Nitekunt and Infertility Douglas will return? Does
anybody care?
1) Mrs. Thatcher Bass Player with the Sex Pistols
2) Chinese Bears 3) Mmmn, That's A Nice Gift
Shop 4) Hospital Haircut 5) Free Ice Cream (For
Elephants) 6) Eyesore Lemmy Kissing Santa
Claus 7) Gordon Jackson The Greatest Living
Englander 8) Temporarily Blinded Horse 9)
Think: Giant Balls 10) Aunty Mary Farted In The
Samovar 11) Get Kylie Minogue Off Me You Big
Shameless Hussy 12) In Praise Of My Hairy Back
13) The Guns Of Lena Zavaroni 14) Wonky
Tortoise 15) Shadow On My Pyss Slit
September 21 2006
Hot from the burners not one but two CDRs for your listening displeasure...
 
1) The previously mentioned SHIIT SWILL (approximate spelling!) "This Chef Is Loaded" featuring
the irrepressible legend that is Hunt Creeto and the Zimpoon labels bewildered Mighty Springboks
wunderkind as the 13th line-up of his bilgecore partisans.
 
RAP - 003   
Hunt Creeto presents...SHIIT SWILL...MK. 13 "THIS CHEF IS LOADED" CDR
 
What's with the "Upstairs Downstairs" theme, that's two R.O. releases now?
 
This is a truly filthy disgusting sounding CDR. No, it really is.  American sized yeti Hunt Creeto gave
his band the bigfoot on the Isle of Wight ferry of all places and enlisted legendary Filth-o-Bop (TM)
icons THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS as his (temporary?) new backing band.  Possibly the 13th lucky
line-up? Recorded live with little in the way of overdubs in one fraught evening session.  This disc
captures the tension, the ire and anger of that humid September 15th 2006 evening on one shiny lil'
compact disc.
 
Don't take our word for it, here's Hunt himself...
 
"Dear Rapacious Owl
 
I am writing to confirm that I have been recording some stuff for you guys last night round at Binky's.
I am proud to say they represent some of my most feral works to date and I am also honoured to
have him and Sgt. Bop of the Mighty Springboks on board for this project.
 
Best wishes
 
Hunt Creeto"
 
Overdriven electronica, childrens over amped drumkit, stupid pointless vocals (where audible), filing
cabinets full of volume-matic danger, frenetic spastic-lite guitar wannk these are a few of our
favourite things.
 
Mr. Creeto is currently in Europe on vacation and shouting at French folk, will we ever hear/see his
like again?
1) K. A. A. 2) Feel The Love 3) Atkins
Sucking Whore 4) Bearded Stick 5)
Fruit Fly 6) Disfigured Woman 7)
Junior Kick-Start 8) Kool Like Sting 9)
N Is For Nightingale Y Is For Yak 10)
Krautrock? I Shiit It 11) Sterile
Disinfection Wipe The Tortoise 12)
Atkins Sucking Piece of Nagging Shiit
2) New from the unclassifiable nutcases over in ZIMPOON-ville in association with STIFLED
FARTcomes  the eagerly awaited DRUNK & INCONTINENT anthology "Moistened Not Stirred (A
Retarded Retrospective 2005 - 2006) CDR (ZIMP - 030).  Which as the title suggests is a compilation
featuring everything (bar one) that the dearly departed band recorded between Spring '05 and
Spring '06 and eight new pieces featuring the deft keyboard skills of TAMSIN TITS of Birmingham's
WELL FINGERED QUEER.  Also DAVID BOWELY on sax.
 
Fantastic 33 track track overview representing the near complete output covering one debauched
and ringed out nappy of a year. 
 
Both classic
Zimpoon CDRS - Scraping The Barrel of The Bottom (Everthing You Never Wanted &
Less) and Bach Overkill are here.  Plus an additional eight new tracks featuring an engorged line-up
featuring TAMSIN TITS (WELL FINGERED QUEER, PUCKERED ST*RFISH) on keyboard and DAVID
BOWELY on sax for track 26.
 
D & I stagger purposefully into your stereo, kick it  hard in the nadgers, steal its beer and proceed to
play good ole fashioned brawlin' music before going to the toilet frequently over the lovely furniture.
 
The "Bach Overkill" CDR sleeve likened the D & I sound to
"The criminally underated neglect of a
thousand nuclear guitar sunshines."
 
And...
 
"Scratchy excema guitar abuse, vocals that make paint shriek, a scatter balm of innocent piano and
electronic made drum blat."
 
And who is sober enough to want to argue with that?
 
D & I: The Beerboon, Inneuendo Rodriques, Officer Aledread Spermbank
1) Alcoholic Colonel Tim's Declaration Of Love 2) Drunk And
Indeed Incontinent 3) Spectacular Festival Of The Mighty Sea
4) Beer in Our Time 5) Get Yer Glad Rags On 6) Pink
Blancmange (R U Happy Now, Rock Revisionist?) 7) Pant
Tease (Lexxual Edukation) 8) Coloured Crippled Gay
Christian Or Muslim Anarcho Morris Dancers 9) Play Up
Pupae, Pupae Play Up! 10) An Appreciation Of Less Finer
Things In Life 11) Tough Knell 12) Ron Ely 13) Nipple Backfire
14) Ticklestick 15) Jerry 16) Have Lots Of Sex 17)
Hummingbird 18) Sum Of Girls 19) One Million Beers B.C.
(Before Cognac) 20) Eagle From The Belfry 21) Overlord Of
F**k 22) Pring 23) The Competitive Dad 24) Phi-Lo The Pastry
Girl 25) Girls In Wet T-Shirts 26) Feline S**t 27) S**t Scared &
Creamy 28) Alien Onion Cadet 29) Scrotum Is A Totum
(Apparently) 30) Knowing The Lyrics To Every Instrumental
Ever Written 31) Torn From A Butterfly 32) Nana 33) Seguricor
September 29 2006
It is our sad duty to inform you that Dunkan The Clot has passed away from cancer.
 
The Clot as he was fondly known was the vocalist with The Original Railings and erstwhile
demented Scottish founder of the impossibly funny if not seriously sick Wessex Dust Trust. A
theatre and puppet company of the most bizarre and sometimes hideous proportions.  Many times
children's favourite Sooty was decapitated, dismembered often to be met with a bewildered choir of
frightened childrens screams and outbursts of rage from not amused parents.  And that was on the
good days.
 
A talented artist both in the medium of painting and pyss, The Clot could be witnessed at many a
dive such as "Olivers" bar in Gosport painting a backdrop as some turgid band performed live in
front of him.  His completed efforts nearly always outshone the musical outpourings on display on
many an evening.
 
A former navy man and active peace protester, Duncan would occasionally pop up on the local TV
news his bizarre facial topiary always a target for some unwary news hack who wanted a cliched
looking crusty to appear ignorant for the cameras talking about anti-war matters.  Invariably it was
Duncan who put them in their place with his unexpected articulate answers and intelligent
viewpoints.
 
As an active member of The Original Railings The Clot participated on at least four cassettes set free
by The FGAC label between the late 1980's to mid-1990's.  The Clot lent a warm Scottish lilt to the
vocals interupted only by sudden shrieks of maniacal brilliance and occasional bursts of guitar
thwacking and synth fumbles.  A deft hand at sponteniety he had the unique ability to deliver the
right emotion with the right level of levity at the crucial moment.
 
Steve Albeano, engineer of the "And Leave It's Beak On The Lawn" tape writes:
 
It was always a fun experience working with The Clot.  Sometimes a little bit too alcohollically or
pharmaceutically challenging.  But Duncan was one of those rare individuals who from a creative
standpoint actually prospered from this.  A consumate professional and always polite.  Keen to try
out new ideas and supplement them with his own nutty input.  Most of the time this greatly enhanced
the material much to the benefit of the finished product.  He was a one off and had funny hair.
 
Mr. The Clot can be witnessed on the recently released "Dog Chutney/Honey Maggots" DVD and we
dedicate this package to his warped and loving memory.
 
A funeral service is scheduled to be held at The John Pounds Church, Old Portsmouth on October
5th 2006 at 2pm.
 
Our thoughts are with his family and loved ones.
 
R.I.P. Clot keep hatin' the stoaties wherever you are!
Dunkan Max Tickner
1964 - 2006
October 11 2006
Third Mind Electrical Circuitry Studios is being renovated as I hype the type. It is but a vaccuous
shell. We have decided to host an acoustic themed Filth-O-Bop festival this forthcoming Sunday
(15th October 2006) here. As we have only just decided to do this within the last 30 seconds or so,
we cannot give you an itinery of who will be appearing and doing what ever it is that they do. It may
not happen, but The Mighty Springboks have expressed an interest in performing one of their
incredibly rare acoustic shows. Keep 'em peeled for more details...
 
PUCKERED ST*FISH
live outings
 
PS:1 (MS. UTERUS from Puckered St*fish + Unknown French chums as her impromptu band from
what we gather from her email.) play a brace of French dates over the next couple of weeks or so.
 
OCTOBER 18TH: BOURGES
22ND: ST. ETIENNE
 
Hopefully dates, times of show and venues will be forwarded to us sharpish.
 
October 13 2006

 
Oh crikey, SGT. BOP of THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS has texted to say he's possibly broken his foot
and won't be coming out to play on Sunday. More details of which foot is broken and which foot
will be broken for contract defilement will be posted later.
 
It really is about time The Mighty Springboks documentary saw the light of day, it was originally
supposed to have been made and released in 2004 in time for the groups 21st anniversary so
maybe, just maybe we'll have it shot and editited in time for the bands 23rd anniversary next year.
 
However, the current whereabouts of MR. BRETT YOUNG aka Paul Williams the first human
drummer of the band  are unknown.  Can you help dear reader in locating him?  We harbour
inaccurate information that he may be residing in the Bath/Bristol area of the UK.  So far our giant
robot tracker killer Joe Pasquale's have yielded nothing in their tireless searches.
 
Sightings, info to the usual
email address...
BRETT YOUNG.
 
ROCK 'N' ROLL DRUM GOD. (NOT)
 
DO YOU KNOW HIS WHEREABOUTS?
 
...HIS MUMMY SAYS HIS TEA IS READY.
 
email us now!
Furtive lookin' fecker ain't he?
October 15 2006
 
Due to broken trains with broken toilets leading to broken bladders and broken tempers tonight's
proposed Acoustic Filth-O-Bop has been WELL AND TRULY CANCELLED but only for the time
being.  Well, you know us - never let a good idea die or a bad one, come to think of it.
 
October 17 2006
SGT. BOP of top flight Filth-O-Bopsters THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS has this text message to
divulge.
 
"I am cured."
 
Does this means it wasn't a broken foot after all or that he's been hung upside down and smoked
like a vintage ham?
 
Question: What do you get if you unleash complete computer luddites loose on a PC music editing
suite?
 
Answer: KITTY GLITTER. We've heard a track in progress by these gonzoid bozo's and may put the
finished songs out if it reaches our lowly expectations.
 
"It's Glitch-a-delia Jim, but not as we know it."
 
November 24th 2006

 
Finally after months of living in an internal wilderness avoiding the droppings of cowboy builders
and their contractor dictators the "avantgarde works of art" masquerading as renovations are now
complete. (Oh yeah?) The building is still standing on it's own accord - the scaffolding a mere prop.
 
But let's hope boys and girls that normality will now be the prevailing order of the day.
 
Our last word on the matter: Good luck Z. and best wishes for when you sign on!
 
No idea if the planned acoustic Filth-o-bop shindig originally scheduled for mid-October will be
re-scheduled or even take place at all now. Besides electrical instrumenets rule and acoustic guitars
are for sissys and folk with strength disorders.
 
December 18th 2006

 
Oh how we laughed, the mighty laugh of pathos, the vibrations as we split our sides with mirth
ruminating the very foundations of the building I type from.
 
I still find it hard to fathom just how jolly naive we all were being taken in by the builders and their
so-called completion date of November 24th. Since then small hunting parties have turned up and
moved things around and continued with their soiling antics. Apparently they are now done but just
look at the state of the mastik work in the bathroom and kitchen, go on look at it and tell us it wasn't
the work of a demented three year old let loose with a mastik rifle.
 
...
"and he painted mastik men and mastik mats and bogs" indeed!
 
So sadly there will be no traditional seasonal sonic offering this year. Well, there will be but it will
arrive later than usual, just be patient remember storks have ears.
 
Speaking of KITTY GLITTER the new sessions are preceeding at quite a delayed pace and sound
mighty structured but still at oddly-odds with most stuff you've grown to love and shave from the
Rapacious Owl nest.
 
Also our new DVD is under way at last. Yep, after months of interruptions and diversions work has
finally commenced on "Sounds Intriguing". Still a heck of a way to go, much filming to be done,
instruments to pulp, people to kill etc, etc.
 
We're thinking of doing a Filth-O-Bop show over Xmas at chez Binky's (natch, where else) if you are
nutty enough to want to take part please let us know what you do, how you do it and who you do it
with, send your details to us at the
email link above.
 
We note with keen interest that The Old Vic. aka Holy Trinity Vicarage, scene for many years of
squillions of Gridling and Filth-O-Bop attrocities is up for grabs. It's yours for a piffling £800 000.
Also got a copy of the Trinity Green Times shoved wantonly through my new letterbox, apparently
some religious geezers callled "The Church" are trying to raise £100k to restore Handel's organ
contained as it is within the cavernous confines of Holy Trinity Church. Older readers may recall that
some of "Seaside Favourites" on the FGAC tape unleashed by DR. SMEDLEY'S MECHANICAL
SOUTHEND features this huge and prestigious organ naked and in the flesh. Perhaps if they save it
they'll let us have a play on it and preach the good sermon of punk rock to the heathen few that still
do "kirche" on a Sunday.
 
January 17 2007

 
Belated best wishes for a great new year and all that tat.
 
KITTY GLITTER news. The band are no longer called Kitty Glitter. We shot a funny short film mainly
starring BINKY in all his tiger suit shananigans (plus a stunt double to do the dangerous bits!) and
uploaded the short via the Mr Youtube facility. 'Twas then we discovered that there is an erotic
dance review in Las Vegas called, yup, you've guessed it - Kitty Glitter.
 
So Kitty Glitter are now THE ODEEGATRONZ. Look for the name The Odeegatronz when you visit
Youtube and let your porky-pies behold the lo-fi animated japes of The Odeegatronz and their soon
to be mammoth hit recording of "Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger" . Here is the link that will lead you to
video fullfillment...
Also uploaded the COSTA DEL BLOWFLY "Daddy
Don't Buy A Gun For Christmas" Karaoke short
from "Dog Chutney/Honey Maggots" double DVD,
so you can show your friends and wretch together
online. Here'sthe link: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G8ehBOXnPw.
There is a Scouse band with the same name but
that's Scousers for ya, steal anything not nailed
down. Damn I'm reverting to cliched stereotypes
again. I apologise. Most prefusely.
 
LIVE NEWS!  WORTH WRITING IN LARGE BOLD CAPS!
 
THURSDAY 22ND FEBRUARY 2007
 
SUKI'S SKOOL NIGHT FLAT WARMING PARTY, FEATURING THE LIVE DEBUT OF
THE ODEEGATRONZ!
SECRET LOCATION, BRIGHTON, ENGLAND
ENTRY: FREE/BRING SNACKS AND GROG
 
- PLEASE NOTE: THE ABOVE EVENT IS INVITE ONLY DUE TO SPACE CONSTRICTIONS.
 
SUKI SAYS IF YOU
EMAIL HER SHE'LL SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO ABOUT LETTING YOU IN!
 
January 24  2007

 
We have posted the following edits and highlights up on the wunnerfull Youtube service...
 

 
THE ORIGINAL RAILINGS "DEAD RHINOS DON'T PAY POLL TAX (AXE THE TAX)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-3S3a_j8v4
THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS "CHEETOS & CUSTARD KARAOKE"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZefxhX0Z1Y
DRUNK & INCONTINENT "SPECTACULAR FESTIVAL OF THE MIGHTY SEA"
 
Just time to mention that the slightly altered DVD
of the award winning "MARITIME ET MERDE" is
now available, haven't done much to it actually,
just made a nice menu screen, so the original
gormless gory editing techniques gleaned from
dated analogue editing suites remain for your
fecund enjoyment.
 
29th January 2007
DR. BANANA QUADBIKE played some truly revolting sax on the forthcoming STEAK WRIST
project which somehow is being scooped together by THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF for his SHINING
FOOD MUSIC ANDTHE SPOKEN WORD imprint. The Quadbikester was dragged coughing and a
puking last week from his flu soaked terminal stomach lining sprayed death bed to contribute
some truly gnarled vocals. The world waits with baited deaf for the results.
 
8th February 2007

 
At last the eagerly anticipated THE ODEEGATRONZ "FAKE MEKKANO TOILET - THE ALBUM"
CDR is ready for your ears esteemed approval.
 
RAP - 004    THE ODEEGATRONZ     "FAKE MEKKANO TOILET - THE ALBUM"    CDR
 
Recorded under extremely stressfull conditions on site during renovations to their "luxury" caged
environment  Autumn/Winter 2006, this project marks the first time these fat behemoths of
technological ignorance have ever used a computer to record their music. 
 
They got
real lucky with the results. (Don't click on the underlined "real lucky" phrase.  It won't
take you anywhere it's just for dramatic impact).
 
A glitched-up brew ha-ha of pilfered royalty free samples from cover mounted muso tech maggies
vie with splurch draang and frizzled guitar blat.  Some of these "axes" are for real others are mere
toys and some figments of a digital imagination.  Think hardcore Finnish reggae, defrocked Ealing
Comedy marching bands, the finest country acid house diluted with gunk punk napalm rock trifle. 
 
Does that make sense? No? Then get this and draw your own conclusions you great individual
you.
 
Odeegatronz Winter 2006 - 2007 were: Roq Enrol, Mr. Chocolate Hand (Gregson The Panther, to
his ma), and The Entire Top Shelf (Courtesy of Shining Food Music & The Spoken Word)
 
Here some now over in myspaceville click
here and let us be your sweet guide to naughty noise
Utopia!
Here's what you can expect...
 
1) £125 Punk Rock Action Figurine 2) Burning Cornfield
Song 3) Lil' Mr. Wunknar's House 4) Observations Of Nu
Folk Cafe Culture 5) Pets In Submarines (Original Lost
Version) 6) Pets In Submarines (Reconstructed Version) 7)
Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger 8) Chief Inspector Liquid Snooker
Table 9) The French Lieutenant Woman's Terpsichorean
Adventure 10) Tiny Little Bird In A Bird 11) My Most Amazing
Wangk 12) Consider: The Man With The Lamprey Face 13)
Posted By Liquid Or Blister Gas 14) Ahoy There! Meca-Swan
15) The Human Fax Machine 16) The Sovereign Nation Of
Chickenia 17) Catnip Krant-Yula-Thron Does it Again
February 20 2007
Hey kiddies get yer special dancin' trewsers and grab yer partners ("Grab yer partner's what?" we
hear you scream) and head on over to Fentlesham, Sussex  for  THE ODEEGATRONZ + STEAK
WRIST + ELK PSYCHIATRIST who will be performing at the FENTLESHAM ROCKS! FESTIVAL on
SATURDAY 17TH MARCH 2007.
 
ALL DAY FREE MUSIC EVENT AS PART OF THE FENTLESHAM ST. LAZOON'S DAY
CELEBRATIONS.  LINE-UP ALSO FEATURES AMONGST OTHERS CANUCK PRATNAHAA (THE
CANADIAN ZITHER/SITAR DRONE MASTER), MAD E. PRYOR AND THE ALBION TRIBUTE BAND
PERFORMING "THE MARBLE INDEX" BY NICO, SUN STIRRUP AND VARIOUS WORLD MUSIC
AND FOLKIE TYPES
 
PLUS FACE PAINTING, GUITAR WORKSHOP, CLOWNS, JUGGLING, BORSON MAGOTE'S CANINE
ACROBATIC TROUPE, GUESS THE WEIGHT OF THE COW, NAME THE INLAND OCEAN
COMPETITION, REAL ALE TENT, FAKE BEER TENT, HOG ROAST, LIGHT REFRESHMENTS,
AMENITIES, AMPLE FREE PARKING AND PROSTITUTES.
 
1PM - 11PM
 
We just cut and pasted the email direct hence the needless capitalisation of the above statement -
no favouritism over other Rap (H)Owl items here mate!
 

 
Just added to THE ODEEGATRONZ myspace arena of Odeegik fun, versions one and four of the
"Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger clip.
 
Find them at
www.myspace.com/odeegatronz
March 1 2007
Johnny Griffin, who is trying to get in the record books with his attempt to tap-dance around the
globe (west - east) has briefly foresaken his valiant quest to drop off a copy of the completed and
totallly unwholesome STEAK WRIST "DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRY S**T?" CDR and seek urgent
medical attention to his bloodied stumps. To him we endow a multitude of thanks. We would have
donated to his charitable cause but he neglected to send the forms off before he left to trip-up over
the light fantastic.
 
...back to Steak Wrist for details on how to get your copy of this remarkable landfill release email
steakwrist2@hotmail.co.uk and why not visit these by now customary Myspace websites for more
thrilling up to date information
www.myspace.com/steakwrist2 and www.myspace.com/rabbitshowreject
March 15 2007
God, you really do love STEAK WRIST don't you?
 
Now you can watch them as well from the safety of your own dome.  Three short promo films have
appeared on
www.youtube.com here's the links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alCdoi for
promo one and we'll post the others as soon as we remember to do so!
 
Reminder only two days to go until The Fentlesham Rocks Free Festival at the Fentlesham
Municipal Park Bandstand, Fentlesham, Sussex, England. Here are the provisional allotted
performance times for our boys and girls:
 
15:15 - 15:50    THE ODEEGATRONZ
17: 45 - 18:20    STEAK WRIST
21:00 - 22:00    ELK PSYCHIATRIST
 
See ya down the front! Moshy! Moshy!
 
March 16 2007
Only one day to go to what promises to be an exhilarating start to the live music festival season -
Fentlesham, WE WILL ROCK YOU!
 
MARCH 17 2007
The allotted day of rock is upon thee oh little town of Fentlesham!
 
March 18 2007
Yesterday was a complete and utter balls-up and although the mini-tornado wasn't our fault we
apologise most prefusely to any of you who braved the inclement elements to travel to the
abandoned Fentlesham Rocks Festival.
 
Rain literally did stop play as the aforementioned mini-tornado ripped up the festival site and
damaged the historic bandstand, built circa 1975.  Hog roast detritus lay scattered across the roof
of the badminton centre, who bravely salvaged the day by letting the remnants of the festival take
place upon their hallowed courts.
 
Sadly it was too late in the day for STEAK WRIST and THE ODEEGATRONZ to perform and due to
the sheer amount of acts scheduled to play ELK PSYCHIATRIST only managed a truncated set, but
the good burghers of Fentlesham (no, not the ones srayed across the roof!) have pledged to get
S.W. and T.O. back at a later date.
However all was not lost as Steak Wrist performed an
interesting yet informative short set at The Gitar (sic.)
Workshop amidst the storm damage after availing
themselves at the Face Painting stall.  A great time was
had by all. 
MARCH 26 2007
Just time to tell you that THE ODEEGATRONZ have changed their name to TYPICAL SUITCASE.
There are several reasons for this none make any sense but then again when has that been a plus
factor with all things Odeegatronik?  One excuse given was that many of you folk out there in
cyberweb land had trouble locating the Odeegatronz Myspace realm because you couldn't spell
O.D.E.E.G.A.T.R.O.N.Z., so out of neccessity TYPICAL SUITCASE was born.  The old site is still
there over at
myspace. And a new Typical Suitcase site full of the usual hokum can be located at www.myspace.com/typicalsuitcase.
 
Also it is with sad regret that Odeegatronz/Typical Suitcase assistant and "fourth" member SUKI
has had to return to her native Japan due to urgent family commitments.  We and the
Odeegatronz/Typical Suitcase axis wish her well for the future and thank her for her most valuable
contributions.
 
Typical Suitcase have a new email address:
typicalsuitcase@hotmail.co.uk and it is here oh best
beloved, you must seek your answers to all things Typical odeegatron.
 
Typical Suitcase are slaving away on their new opus entitled "The Odeegatronz Now Called
Typical Suitcase" head on over to
www.myspace.com/typicalsuitcase for a horrible taster.
 
Talkin' 'bout myspace go see STEAK WRIST at their rock 'n' roll zoo.  A new third promotional
short has magically appeared.
www.myspace.com/steakwrist2. It's on youtube too, link to follow.
 
Also comin soon maverick action from southern and western shock schlock fun singer FELLER
MORGAN, he's got one of them fancy websites over at the myspace ponderosa why not pop in and
say "Howdy, you big hairy varmint!"
 
You can listen to some tunes and look at doodles like these...
APRIL 15 2006
Things have been mighty quiet this month so far what with illness, near death experiences and
stuff, but rest assured the momemtum is apace as TYPICAL SUITCASE (formerly THE
ODEEGATRONZ), new girls and boys MOUNTANUS (pronounced "mountainous") continue
workontheir forthcoming rock and roll opus'.
 
In the meantime to keep your young fertile minds occupied we present the first in an occasional
series of Rap (H)Owl and related pieces that you,  dear friends have sent in from time to time.
 
There now follows a short anthology of The Odeegatronz live debut in Brighton from February of
this year. Thanks to everyone who contributed...
 
THE ODEEGATRONZ
SUKI'S SKOOL NITE FLAT WARMING BASH, BRIGHTON
22/02/2007
 
The live band was due around 9-ish, but due to severely cramped space restrictions, we the
packed several are beholden to the vision of a plumpish guy in a punctured wheelchair, a
borrowed laptop and some guitars in various states of rude health.  The plumpish guy clad in
fetching red choirboy cape, horse face mask explains that his two colleagues are absent - struck
down with flu or the urgent necessity to vacation with their parents!  Rock 'n' roll!
 
We are treated to a short  smart set drawn from the excellent "Fake Mekkano Toilet" CDR. The
plumpish guy padding out the laptop beats and samples with scattergun bursts of stylised
un-guitar scrapes with uncannily scary vocals to match.  One minute operatic the next
sub-Beefheart bass growl and any octave inbetween.
 
The laptop gets drunk and finally ceases into a hiccuping hoary fit of seized beats and sampled
belches.  Plumpish guy undetered launches into whinger/songwriter mode and plays an
impressive selection of tracks drawn from the mighty Zimpoon/FGAC back catalogue.  A good time
was had by all.
 
Apparently Part Chimp are in town tonight and after their show a swarm of imbibed Bacchanites
besiege Suki's rapidly shrinking abode demanding more entertainment.  But it is a school night
and some of us have to get up early.  This happy band of straggling revellers demand an encore
for their free entry. Plumpish guy obliged, plugged in and bade us into the humid damp night with
tunes of locust men, puckered starfish and other alien deities ringing in our minds.
 
A full band return is promised at an unspecified proper rock 'n' roll venue soon.
 
I for one can't wait.
 
STEPHEN MORB,  A RESIDENT OF BRIGHTON 23/02/07 via email
 
Thank you Odeegatronz for making party success.  i stil clean up crums from last night.  Crums
very messee and get everywhere especially in carpet and close.
 
About 40 invited guests come then 5 or maybe 6 more try to push way in later, these are bad guys
and drink 2 much lager shandi.
 
Only Roq Enrol cood make party beecause Shelf man ill with sicness and Mr. Chocolate Hand who
is nearly40 is on hollyday with his mummy in Wales.  Josh lent Odeegatronz his laptop so they can
put backing trax and squgglee noise out of mi stereo and play on along on top.  Joshs laptop have
very little memory and canot proces properly.  So laptop brake down after short time.  But not
worried in slitest as Roq Enrol pla and entertane with witty joeks and guitar.
 
It was groovy.  I look forward to them plaing proper show soon.
 
Get Fake Mekkano Toilet - The Album now!
 
SUKI FUKIYAMA, BRIGHTON via email 23/02/07
 
But did you film or record the event?  Any pix please forward them to the usual email.
 
DearSir/Madam,
 
I feel I must write in protest to complain about the professional ability of the group Odeegatronz
whom I believe you represent in some heinous capacity.
 
I had the great misfortune to be invited to a college colleague's flat warming party and had the
great misfortune to witness the above group perform.  I say group as I believe to the best of my
knowledge the rest of the band could not make it.  This shows either a certain disregard to
professional commitment or a certain panache of common sense.
 
I'm not sure if I get what was going on here.  A malfunctioning laptop pooping multi-genre rythms
entwined with layers of  un-classifiable nonsense music.  Was it supposed to sound like that? 
Then there's the fat guy.  What's with the choirboy cloak and mask, is he embarrassed?  Are the
guitars supposed to be played like that or does the various degree of damage dictate they are
mauled like that?  And that shrill burp emitting from his throat, call that singing?  And the low
sloping roof which much to the consternation of the performing beast kept colliding with its head,
was this unnecessary slapstick part of the act?
 
I admittedly am unfamiliar with this kind of underground indie music, but it dawned upon me that if
this is the future of alternative rock then I'm glad it's kept in such small obscure confines.  I don't
like it and I can see no future in this insulting perception of what certain critics would toss about as
"performance art".
 
Later I hear the CDR and am stunned that it is indeed supposed to sound like that!  I remain
unconvinced and I stand by my convictions.  My flatmate who is well into this kind of thing says it
is a classic and sits well with the cannon of Captain Beefheart, The Boredoms, Sonic Youth, Bonzo
Dog Band as well as countless other obscure groups I have never heard of.  I doubt if it will stand
the test of time unlike true commercial mavericks like Keane and Radiohead.
 
OWEN TRAVERS, BRIGHTON via email 23/02/07
 
Thanks for honest and forthright comments Owen.  You have won our letter of the week award.  An
Odeegatronz fun pack is winging its way to you!
 
MAY 21 2007
Not one but two corking new CDR items for your dubious delectation.
 
RAP - 005 THE ODEEGATRONZ    "NOW CALLED TYPICAL SUITCASE"
 
The Odeegatronz have morphed into Typical Suitcase, the same band the same brand that brought
you "Fake Meccano Toilet"  a couple o' months back.  That'll be Roq Enrol, Sgt. Bop and The
Entire Top Shelf then.
 
Mayhem ensues as disgusting free samply mag  loop jig rythyms fuk with tantric guitar noise
diffusion and vocal denouncements.  Throat beat non-alignment filth jive and hyper-active scat
punkfux splurge.
You get this on that. (Imagine a decadent arrow pointing to
the sleeve on the left).
 
1) Odeegatronz Theme 2) Little Red Bornettoquine 3)
Satsuma: Golden Key to the Village of Death 4) On Telling
The Doctor You Have Swallowed A Shed 5) Write It Down
6) Seen At The Craft Fair 7) Songs From The Continent Of
Asia (Part Two) 8) Dog Chrome Animation 9) Tougar 10)
Singer Wrong-Writer 11) The Stunted Elephant Man 12)
Tinsel 13) Burning Worm 14) New To you 15) Dancing Vole
16) Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Wafting In Paste 17)
Soapy The Fist Tames The Wild Backwards Country Boy
18) Brass Bands 4 Christ 19) A Small Mexican Buoy
(Portugese Sea Shanty in 'C') 20) Susan 21) But That
Would Be Silly 22) Furball XL Large
Hear extracts of what no-one has yet called "the digital re-imagining of Filth-o-Bop" on the crucial
T.S.
myspace site.
 
Secondly...
 
RAP - 006    MOUNTANUS    "WHEN ANIMALS COLLIDE" CDR
1) Benign Cocker Spaniel 2) Rancid Ass Lemur 3)
Furry Jellyfish Over The Balkans 4) Okapi Dubstep
5) Shitt Hit Squid 6) Carapace Bolar Hashish 7)
Comatose Uncle Riding A Panda 8) Ghost Ape 9)
Cuckoo Kisses & Razorblade Linguistics 10) Pussy
Four-track recorded shananigans by complete musical novices, incompetents and greehorn
no-hopers! The groups words not ours!
 
That group is Marisa Phelps, Cyril Disorder and Stafford Titty and they are MOUNTANUS.
Pronounced "Mountainous" but spelt M.O.U.N.T.A.N.U.S. Mountanus, got that? Good now we're
getting somewhere.
 
This is possibly the worst ever excuse for a noise album we have ever heard, and we mean it
maaaan.  Guitar buggery, pedal devilement, whispered embarrassed shrieks, keyboard grind
wrapped in a meaninglesss burito of sound filth.
 
...And yet there is something quaint and fluffy about this Austrian/Anglo trio's dirty dirging. 
 
The sleeve art was done by an anonymous person and was found on the floor at a gig in London.
(The art not the anonymous artist, although there were so many lanky haired drunk studenty types
around, who knows?!?!)
 
Chat your sympathy, vent your spleen to
staffordtitty.mountanus@hotmail.co.uk the by now cursary
myspace site can be ascended here
www.myspace.com/mountanus
 
MAY 26 2007
Tragic news just in.
 
HUNT CREETO bigoted lout mouth and self-proclaimed noise sloth guru behind the many
incarnations of SHIIT SWILL (not correct spelling - not sure our faceless cyber-spider electronic web
hosts allow naughty words) has perished in a car crash whilst on tour in Italy.
 
Creeto recorded a CDR for us in 2006 "This Chef Is Loaded" with THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS acting
as Shiit Swill Mk.13. This prooved to be a very tempestous but rewarding recording experience if not
commercially but artistically for all involved.
 
Exact details of the accident are sketchy at best but we extend our condolences and sympathies to
his family, band members and friends (if he had any!).
 
At the time of writing there doesn't appear to be an official website or email address to mail your
sympathies, condolences, etc, so if you feel the urge to write please by all means contact us via the
usual
email address and we shall endeavour to pass your comments on to the relevant parties.
 
MAY 27 2007
One of the most common questions we get asked here at the Rapacious (H)Owl nest is:
 
Do you guys have any connections with the legendary Gosport cassette imprint the FGAC, and if so
do you have any plans to re-issue tapes by "insert band name here"?
 
Well the answer to both questions would be "Yes".
 
Currently we are liasing with BLADDER EYE. Older listeners may recall the 82 track cassette
"Legends of the Ashtray Boy" the duo spunked in 1995.  So popular was it that FACE DOWN IN A
POOL OF PYSS (not accurate spelling) of San Francisco issued a lovely miniturised bastardised 7"
33rpm 20 minute abridged version of the tape on urine splatter coloured vinyl. That sold out of its
initial 500 pressing pretty damn fast and the album has remained out of print since 1996.
 
Plans are a foot to re-issue this monumentally popular tape soon on Rap (H)Owl as a CDR.
 
MAY 28 2007
Rap (H)Owl is pleased to announce that last night  we re-united ROOT NIXON and GREGSON THE
PANTHER aka Bladder Eye/Eye Bladder.  They in turn  recorded 11 new tracks that showcase the
new "mature" sound of B.E.  Yes, it's got a synth and some drum pulses on it. 
 
This new album the boys have christened "Battle of the Internet Milkmen".  And if that ain't enough to
sate yer lust sir, dang me if the lads ain't added the original "Legends of the Ashtray Boy" album to
the CDR as well.  Not only that the album features five pieces from the legendary Eye Bladder
sessions, three of which have never seen the light of day before.- making a whopping 98 track
anthology! 
 
June 18 2007
The eagerly antcipated BLADDER EYE "Legends of the Ashtray Boy + Battle of the Internet Milkmen"
CDR is finally upon us!
 
After a couple of weeks spent frantically wrestling  the original troubled DAT tapes the struggle is
now over and we emerge tattered and torn blinking into the harsh unforgiving funlight and press
upon your feebled hands the finished CDR.
 
It comes packaged in a replica poster type sleeve of the original cassette artwork.  Scary!
 
Here's what the FGAC originally said about "...Ashtray Boy" back in 1995.
 
Bladder Eye (for it is they) skewer shards of angled sound confusion entwined with the whelps of feral
children.  They utilized a 4-track cassette machine - no more are ever needed.  Gregson The Panther
mangles his electric device that is strung with five strings - six would be deemed as excessive. The
Nixon boy contorts his very throat as if it was a tightly knit pullover (sweater) on a rogue barracuda.
The songs are stark and brutal on the pallette...Not unlike economy beef burgers - but the flesh of
these beef patties is 100% pure sound.  And yet their laced up speakers weep blood in seven ugly
shades of disturbed protracted electrical noise.  Bladder Eye mock, Bladder Eye loll, Bladder Eye
embrace the headless young in the violent drummerless confines of the Palace of Befuddlement. 
Their menu of malcontentment is to doodle with sound noodles whilst duelling with ground poodles. 
They are the living embodiment of pretension...The Mexican non-wave that doesn't do macrame. 
Huge faced ants with blackened eyes and guitar coupling mandibles, that were evolved from a long
forgotten sugar dynasty.  They are affected bold little kittens...The cats that got the scream.  So sit
them on your lap, lick their little faces and stroke the flea bitten pelts of...Bladder Eye.
 
Pretentious guff!  Visit the customary myspace site now if you dare Earth peoples. Or maybe
compare eye and blader sizes at
bladdereye@aol.co.uk
LEGENDS OF THE ASHTRAY BOY 1) Fantastic Chicken
Song 2) Choko! 3) Globo 4) Public Enema Song 5) Kink 6) Jesus
Wants Me For An Anus 7) Legless Young 8) Semiotic Lifestyle
Song 9) Pushed Into Nettles 10) Nacht Ist Licht 11) H2)
Assassination Man Song 12) Small Bulbous Insect Song 13) His
Partner Was A Pea 14) Pony Asthma Cure Man 15) Weeping Tree
Song 16) My Guts 17) I Look At Kidneys 18) Warning 19) DAT
Machine Song 20) Spinal Injury Blues 21) Hey Monkey! 22) Things
That Scare Me 23) Astronaut Hat Of Pastry 24) Special Combat
Agent Kunt Theme #37 25) The Carrot Song 26) Ears 27) The Scarf
Song 28) Buoyancy 29) No Navel Girl Song 30) Mighty Mopars 31)
Song Of Speed 32) Little Lady 33) My Son - The Earwig 34)
Suitcase Song 35) Hey Prokoviev 36) Thunder Hearted Woman
37) Kingdom Of The Pineapple 38) The Why Song 39) Don't 40)
The Foodoo Song 41) Fish 42) Textile Race Track 43) Toilet
Postman Square 44) Piracy 45) The Ape Song 46) Ammunition 47)
Self Explanetory 48) Self Explanetory II 49) Useful Fact
50) Sitting 51) The Trinder Song 52) Fountain 53) Bonn 54) Wax 55) The Insult 56) A Question 57)
The Love Song 58) A Statement 59) Marshmallow 60) The Hill 61) Punk Rock Dignitory 62) The
Slapping Song 63) Telescope 64) Senses 65) The Falling Star Song 66) A Man Called Jane 67)
Filling In Time 68) Tourists 69) The Athlete Song 70) Drinking 71) The Keen Cyclists 72) Letter 73)
Giant Of Mud 74) Mr. Pretension 75) Germany 76) The Funny Funny Men Song 77) That's Love
78) Sister Song 79) Guns 80) Bird 81) M.F.G. 82) End (2007 re-interpretation)
BATTLE OF THE
INTERNET MILKMEN
83) My Fat Ass 84) Vomit On My Leg 85) Zamm Joanz 86) Runaway 87)
Judo Bear 88) Venice Envy 89) Our Love (Is The Worst Song Ever Written) 90) Warmth Of A
Cowgirl's Thighs 91) The Floating Urinals Song 92) Erstwhile Magazine 93) Nailed To The Wood
THE EYE BLADDER SESSIONS (1995) 94) We All Fall 95) Mothership 96) Jamz Masson
97) Telescope II 98) Wee Wee Soldier (Slightly different 2007 mix)
 
June 18 2007
Watched the film "THE SWARM" again this afternoon.  This film is soo bad it's cool.  We have in
our absolute lack of wisdom decided to put out a tribute album to this epically crass celluloid
masterpiece.  Acts from the Zimpoon, Rap (H)Owl and FGAC rosters have sworn to contribute.
 
More details as they happen.  The buzz about this project states "It's gonna bee stupid!"
 
Just to wet your appetite here's a graph of a bee we cadged off the internet.
June 28 2007
Happy 40th GREGSON THE PANTHER, YOU OLD BUGGER YOU!
 
A mystery.  We've had several emails asking what has happened to the MOUNTANUS
webpage over on Myspace.  We just simply don't know.  The group tell us they can access it themselves and
tinker with it, but apparently it's disappeared from the Myspace search engine and those of you
who have added them as your friends say the Mountanus link has vanished!  Maybe the Myspace
folk are a bit picky about the word "anus".  Who knows.
 
You can still reach the band via their email address which is:
And don't forget "The Swarm"
tribute album is a a coming soon,
you cheeky lil' monkey chillun!
JULY 21ST 2007
Great news! The Zimpoon information cum discography page is finally on line see it with your
own eyes at
www.zimpoon.tripod.com .
 
JULY 26TH 2007
MANY HIPPY RETURNS to the bronchial babe THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF. Who to paraphrase the
Dead Boys pop group is "old, stout and snotty".
 
JULY 27TH 2007
"THE SWARM" news. FGAC stalwarts BUTTERKUP have reconvened and recorded a lovely
thrash mutant disco number called "Bare Me Away" for the album. MOUNTANUS have also
deigned to record a gratuitously violent track of filthy drones, buzz and scuzz which they have
christened "The Cosmetic Benefits of the Industrious Worker Bee of America".
 
News just in. THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS and their alter-ego's SHELLEY WINTERS EXHUMED
are proceeding with their "The Swarm" contributions. BLOOD SHOVEL are to reform especially
for this project.
JULY 30TH 2007
Tragic news from our anorak chums over in
zimpoon land. The pedal to your right has snuffed it.
 
The pedal was used for over 24 years in conjunction
with
several degrees of talent and imagination on many of
your favourite FGAC, ZIMPOON and RAPACIOUS
(H)OWL
recordings.
 
Jeez, is this for real? 'Fraid so. We're getting worked up
over an effects unit. Not a pet, family member, loved
one
or football team. An effects unit.
 
An effects unit.
AUGUST 19TH 2007
Work continues on project "The Swarm". Since the last mention of this un-mentionable tribute,
olde FGAC (pre-ZIMPOON era) hands BORN HORNY, LIBERTY CRIPPLE and GOAT LORD have
re-convened to take part. FELLER MORGAN, HAPPI S**T PUMPKIN, THE PEPPERMINT
WORDSMITH, ENCHANTED TALKING FURNITURE, LUKE SIDEWALKER & THE CAR WHORES,
PETER PAUL AND TOILET TRADER and THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS have all completed or are
nearing finished tracks for inclusion.
 
We await works in progress from TYPICAL SUITCASE, BLOOD SHOVEL, MONKEY RIDES A BIG
RED BICYCLE and THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF (STEAK WRIST).
 
Others have pledged submissions in some form or other, more on them when we have the
details.
 
Talking 'bout THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF - we send our best wishes for a speedy recovery. It
transpires the poor little lamb wretched his back lifting some broken building or something and
could be out of rock 'n' roll action for a month. Time to knit that polo-neck swimming costume,
sir?
 
AUGUST 31ST 2007
 
"THE SWARM" update. In our ongoing series of updates that trivialise and sensationalise the
album making process and subsequent reporting thereof like certain national music mags, we
bring you exclusive new THAT FAKE VEGETABLE REICHSTAG have contribute a jolly nice
ditty
to the project.
 
OCTOBER 14TH
 
Blimey has it really been that long since we updated you? Yes it is aren't we naughty ones?
THE ENTIRE TOP SHELF is much better now, a series of short movements has issued from him
for the impending "THE SWARM" project not sure if it's STEAK WRIST or WOOGER THE OLD
FUSTY DOG, or STEAK WRIST AS WOOGER THE OLD FUSTY DOG but you get the idea don't
you?
 
Italian left-handed noise screechers FLIPPO FLAPPO FLOPPO have pledged to contribute a
track and will send it anti-clockwise around the world to us using "left-handed means" what
ever the hell that is! DRUNK & INCONTINENT have also worked out how to fire up a computer
and are diligently proceeding on a track of bee themed mayhem for our aural pleasures. Both
THE BEERBOON and INNUENDO RODRIGUES have been gravely ill of late. Ironically The
Beerboon has been instructed to give up the pleasures of the booze so the band have changed
their name to F**KMOTH for the time being.

 
TYPICAL SUITCASE news. You just can't get enough of these guys can you? Well, you'll be
pant wettingly ecstatic to hear that the guys and girls over at ODD POP have made a short video
for the song "Nu 2 U" off the bands recent effing marvellous "The Odeegatronz now called
Typical Suitcase" CD-R (details of which are above). See it now at the usual
myspace site. Or
click on this here link
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey55Y6wynJE
 
Anyways, SHELLEY WINTERS EXHUMED exude a cocky charm mired in a late-70's early 80's
cocktail of no-wave funk. Scraping, scratching guitars mate with buzz fart bass and vocal yelps
and shrieks counterweighed on brazen electric beats that shudder and crank in non-tempo
ecstasy. Or something. And despite the title it wasn't recorded at a gig.
RAP - 007 SHELLEY WINTER'S EXHUMED
LIVE @ THE WEST BIONIC TRADING CO.
 
1) Beyonce 2) Hiding From The Light 3) Shattered
By Lightning Strike 4) Kym Deal Is Having A Party At
My Haus 5) Onion Bag 6) Moler Molar 7) Desperate
Apple 8) Rivers Of Shyt 9) Great News! 10) Faggots!
11) What's Not To Love
 
The band feature DAVE TURD and PORPOISE
SUPOSITRY whilst BENNY BENCHEAD he of
TROMBONIST, BLOOD SHOVEL, DASH & COX etc,
etc appears to play most of the instrumentation on
Moler Molar...badly.
 
The boys have stressed they don't have a Myspace
site and if you want to contact them you'll have to
bother us at
raphowl@aol.co.uk
 
And just because the cat. # is 007 don't go
expecting any free Jimmy Bond gadgets to
accompany this release.
 
So there!
12TH DECEMBER 2007
Nest up, sorry next up (see wot we did there? Did ya? Did ya? WELL DID YA? Nest instead of
next 'coz nexts are where owls live, even rapacious ones!) some of the most innane dribbling
sludge we have ever heard.
 
Opinions are divided amongst the few hardy souls that have been intrepid enough to bully
their lobes with this recorded in one take instant of bedlum.
 
RAP - 008  STEVIE CHUNDER & THE WORM CULL PENIS ORCHESTRA OF EUROPA
WET PANTIES IN A DESERTED DINER
 
Is a brand new CD-R featuring MARISA PHELPS (MOUNTANUS), D.J. PREMISE (RUSSELL
GRANT'S CRIME POSTCARD, DAMAGE PATROL) BRUCE F**K (HEMOGOBLIN, PERT
SPARTACUS, FACERIPPER), STAFFORD TITTY (MOUNTANUS) and THE PENATOID
LIFEFORM (EGG GYPSY, BOLA FEDEEGO, FROGCUM).
 
Toy guitars distort and screech like the mewlings of electrocuted kittens. The scourge of
pneumatic drum splats focused and unruly tearing through the spinal chord like newly
annointed needle majors. The electronic whimper of caffeine injected kiddie keyboards force
fed the power of wronged science through the entrails of a filthy mind. Disgusting language!
You get the general idea...unless you're demented.
 
Housed in a 'orrible modern-art type fold-out poster sleeve. If you think the sounds are bad
wait till you feast your peepers on this brute (see below, voyeur fiends!), I nearly puked!
 
Obligatory myspace site of bewonderment is just a mere click away
here
1) Crucified Sea Milk 2) Brown Cow 3)
Punky Rabbits 4) F**k Themselves With
A Septic Brillo Pad 5) Judo Master 6)
You Can Call Me C**t 7) Angina Trojan
Umlaut 8) Experts From Ukranian
Research Institutes Develop A Unified
and Automated System To Control Air
Pollution 9) Three Little Maids 10)
Impaled On A Stick 11) A Tail Between
Two Titties 12) Cover Version of Wet
Wet Wet's "I Regret Killing All Those
People" 13) Hermetically Sealed in
Gandhi 14) Mute Arapaho Rainbow 15)
_UI_I_E
 
Apparently mixed by Stafford Titty
whilst on the toilet!
17TH DECEMBER 2007
Just incase we forget to do an update before Chrimbo lays waste to us seasons greetings,
best wishes for the New Year and many happy returns to the baby Jesus! God rest him and
all that sail in him and the usual Yuletide stuff.
 
Does anybody know if the new St. Trinian's film is as good as the old ones that were made
before colour was invented?
 
Belated best wishes for the new year and all that jazz.
 
However, it is our sad duty to begin the new year with tragic news...
MARISA PHELPS aka Marisa P. member of
MOUNTANUS, STEVIE CHUNDER & THE WORM
CULL PENIS ORCHESTRA OF EUROPA, BEEF
PIXIE and the official face of ODD POP
PRODUCTIONS passed away in Seattle
during the early hours of today after a series of  
strokes/seizures relating to a recently diagnosed
hear condition.
 
Marisa, 39, it's fair to say was a novice at this
noisy pop lark but exuded a keen and
infectious sense of genuine enthusiasm
towards the subject and was always game
when it came to trying out unwieldy
instruments and pedal manipulations.
 
Shortly before she left the planet Marisa
had embarked on a new musical adventure
with long-time pal ANNE-MARIE
BECKERMANN. In the short time the duo
BEEF PIXIE were in exsistence
(Approximately three hours) they recorded
a total of two lengthy primitive live songs of
a fine illbient anti-folk vein rich in corrosive
beats, free form acoustic guitar splashes,
orgasmic clarinette wailings and deadpan
yet tunefull Nico-esque call and responses.
This they dubbed "MOZCORE". A
humerous reference to Mozart and the
Austrian city of Salzburg where the girls
were born and based. We hope that these
songs will be released at some point.
 
Marisa's last piece with Mountanus "THE
COSMETIC BENEFITS OF THE
INDUSTRIOUS WORKER BEE OF
AMERICA" was for the impending
"SWARM" tribute CD. She also contributed
whistling on the MONKEY RIDES A BIG
RED BICYCLE song "NOT AN ALLEGORY
FOR VIETNAM" which can also be found on
the "Swarm" compilation.
 
Immediately prior to her death Marisa had
been contributing on the eagerly
anticipated TYPICAL SUITCASE "TINSEL"
video. Adding her unique treated vocals to
what we hope you will find an exciting
re-imagining of the song. In addition to
chief scene scout, location manager in
Austria and the Czech Republic, Marisa
also found the time, strength and stamina
to shoot footage of her long term partner
ROQ ENROL gallavanting about in the
by-now customary Typical Suitcase tiger
suit uniform.
 
We dedicate all the above projects to her
most special and precious memory.
 
Marisa leaves behind a kitten called Zickler,
and an imbecillic fiancee`.
 
Rapacious (H)Owl send their respects,
condolences, thanks of gratitude and support
and love to her family and friends.
 
MARISA PHELPS
1968 - 2008
24th JANUARY 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4R0O5Ei89Q is the link you need to view the eagerly
awaited "TINSEL" video by your favourite electronic beat combo TYPICAL SUITCASE. We've
seen it and it's a corker! Well done ODD POP and god bless all who sail in you!
11th MARCH 2008
TYPICAL SUITCASE have a new name it's KITTEN HONK HONK. Confusingly in the spirit of
musical anarchy both previous names (THE ODEEGATRONZ, T.S.) will run concurrently until
the dudes no doubt sicken with this either keep with K.H.H. revert to T.S. and/or The
Odeegatronz or come up with a new name entirely for their next blossoming project.
MADNESS!
 
Anyway the boys have announced they have begun work on a new set of recordings
tentatively
entitled "Athletico Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwyll-llantysillogogogoch United".
 
Obligatory myspace website? Why? Yes - point yer peepers at
www.myspace.com/kittenhonkhonk for more excitement.
 
11th APRIL 2008
Basic update. Work on KITTEN HONK HONK'S next opus continues hopefully "Athletico
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwyll-llantysillogogogoch United" will be with us
shortly.
 
In the meantime the lads have started adding blasts from the past from the huge engorged
archive of projects the band has been involved with over the last couple of decades or so.
These selections are changed on a weekly basis so you better snap to it to enjoy the full range
of sounds available.
www.myspace.com/kittenhonkhonk is where it's at, dad!
 
Also the nice folk and folkettes at ODD POP have approached Kitten Honk Honk with views to
making a documentary for the "SOUNDS INTRIGUING" strain. Their latest contribution to the
show "#37: STEAK WRIST" can be voyeured online at either
www.myspace.com/oddpop69 0r
click on the following linky-poos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WLhieH2yjI
 
30TH APRIL 2008
ODD POP have completed the "SOUNDS INTRIGUING #69: THE MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS"
documentary. Why is that of import to you and indeed us? Well, my dearest fiend, KITTEN
HONK HONK began life 25 years ago as The Mighty Springboks and this film tells the story of
the precocious ones and the stirrings of the movement that became known to several as
"Filthobop" (tm). And whilst The Mighty Springboks run con-currently in the same time frame
as K.H.H. it is always important to remember one's roots. (Unless you wish to remain blonde
forever).
 
See Sgt. Bop's roving baldness made real! Squirm at Brett Young's beard! Wretch at Binky's
five stomachs! Take heed this filim contains scenes of unbridled "Filthobop" (tm) and may
contain scenes and language prudes will find offensive.
 
Go hither now and view at
www.myspace.com/oddpop69 or click this link www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8rFWNzqbhs
 
I wonder who would exit victorious from a minor fisticuff altercation between The Mighty
Springboks and Kitten Honk Honk? It's a rheotorical question, you don't have to answer it.
 
7TH JUNE 2008
BABIES!
 
Yes, babies. Both the aptly named MS. UTERUS of PUCKERED STARFISH and
ODEEGATRONZ/TYPICAL SUITCASE/KITTEN HONK HONK fan club administrator SUKI have
had them recently.
 
Ms. Uterus had a little boy at present she is naming him Johnny and Suki a little girl who she
plans on labelling Juno Lemon!
 
We send them our heartiest and joyious best wishes and wish the tiny ones a warm welcome
to the planet.
 
Talkin' about K.H.H. the album is a comin' along nicely.
JUNE 28TH 2008
Many happy returns to MR. CHOCOLATE HAND of KITTEN HONK HONK, may your kidneys
last you another year...and stop p***ing on my bathroom floor!!!!!
 
Talking of Kitten Honk Honk the lads are on tour at the moment see if they can be bothered to
play near you by visiting their Myspace nest
www.myspace.com/kittenhonkhonk. Some dates
feature ZIMPOON-ers MARINE WOLF, THE CHRISTMAS TREES and the god awful legendary
MIGHTY SPRINGBOKS.
 
Next time lads please give us ample warning when the tour commences and not wait until it is
in progress before informing us of your movements.
 
However the band have been informed that their scheduled performance at THE BEASTLY
VICTORIAN LADY FESTIVAL booked for 05/07/2008 has had to be cancelled due to mopping
up operations after the recent outbreak of irridiated treefrogs. So don't go there!
 
AUGUST 6TH 2008
Yesterday found a trio of ODD POP-pers, Rap (H)Owl-ites and Shining Food and the Spoken
Word loons using a beach and garden on the south part of England. Expect some video
mayhem involving sharks and human cakes soon. We shall appropriate some footage in the
name of artistic plagarism for our own requirements...
 
AUGUST 27TH 2008
STEVIE CHUNDER news! The group have chopped and lengthened their name to (takes deep
breath) STEVIE CHUNDER & THE GENITAL BEN SALT LICK NAKED LADY NOODLE DUCK
MILKERZ.
 
They claim it will add an air of respectability to the proceedings. The obligatory myspace site
address remains the same, why not visit it
here and check out the new songs and video.
 
Yes video, the band in conjunction with ODD POP (NATCH!), (T)HWART CONTROL,
SHELFSPACE STUDIOS, THE PEPPUHMYNT WYRDSMYTH (A.K.A. PEDANTIC PEDESTRIAN)
have shot a promo for their "I AM A CAKE" song...a special video mix no less. Wow.
In fact there are two slightly different versions online the other you can see at the Odd Pop
website
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41665152 .
 
These aren't on Youtube yet, click on this video link
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=41838283 and witness
the horror unfold.
 
Also recommended is a trip to the ODD POP Myspace site at 
www.myspace.com/oddpop69 to
view the surrealist daymare that is "MANG MANG SCRELT (LARRY THE HADDOCK)" which
certain members of the Rap (H)Owl family of loons contributed to.
OCTOBER 8TH 2008
Those cretins over at ZIMPOON inform us that
the tribute compilation album to that most
monsterous of 1970's disaster movies "THE
SWARM" can now be had.
 
But why is "BEE MOVIE: VARIOUS ARTISTS
PAY TRIBUTE TO THE MOTION PICTURE
THE SWARM" of interest to us, I hear you
wail?
 
Well, because little one it features donations
from Rap (H)Owl favourites MOUNTANUS,
KITTEN HONK HONK, STEVIE CHUNDER &
MAGIK COW, SHELLEY WINTERS EXHUMED
and FELLER MORGAN amongst others.
 
Wanna know more?
 
Then visit
here
OCTOBER 12TH 2008
Young Mr. STEVIE CHUNDER & MAGIK COW (note yet
again the confusing name change, grrr!) have this
new exciting if not chaotically obtuse CD-R for your
pleasure. It's called "A YOUNG PERSONS GUIDE TO
THUMB SOLDERING" and we're equally proud and
probably no doubt in the fullness of time embarrassed
to have anything to do with it.
 
Free form uncontrolled improv ramshackle blat
grapples with slabs of raw platonic terrorfying pop filth
churned into shreds of buttock pummelling glunk,
skrunk punk noise scud whilst wrestling Girls Aloud
yet defying allknown logical fuzz fumagations.
Whatever the darn heck that means!
 
Sleeve photo by MR. THE BEERBOON of DRUNK &
INCONTINENT or THE SUMOSEXUALS or whatever
they're called next week.
 
Mr. The Beerboon informs us that this tableau of bark
warriors was taken in a rare sombre reflective mood
whilst taking a relaxing constitutional in the jolly
Highlands of Scotlandshire, England.
The mauled mayhem on this release is brought to you by:
KEITH BAGS, HERBIE DUMPLENGZ, SAP GREEN, NIPPON IMURA AND D.J. SPADEPONY with
guest appearances by THE BEERBOON, THE CHRISTMAS TREES and MARROWPOODLE
MOLESTRANGLER. Plus on a grimmer note the last lyrical duet written by our late chum
MARISA P. of MOUNTANUS and her imbecillic oaf fiance`.
 
THE SONGS! THE MUSIC! THE ROMANCE! THE SEXUAL INADEQUENCY! are as follows...
RAP - 009 A YOUNG PERSONS GUIDE TO THUMB SOLDERING CD-R
 
1. Listening To Comus with Two Naked Irish Chicks (2:34)
2. Acker Bjork Out There Skinning a Smurf (Fluffybottom) (1:27)
3. Black Theseus (0:28)
4. Donkey Recognition Time (0:42)
5. The Dance of the Parisienne Motorway Faeries (1:29)
6. Bag of Lemurs (2:46)
7. Watcher in the Cheese (0:52)
8. Darling Were You on Fire When I Left You? (3:16)
9. Imhotep Goat Disco Illrd (1:33)
10. Anus Testwing (3:03)
11. Startled Rabbits Look Upwards but with Eyes of Breasts (2:18)
12. Mattel Drug Lord Thrown into Nearby Lake (2:45)
13. A Dispute about Consumer Ownership over a Clash VHS Tape Eventually Leads to a Guest
List Admission Pass to a Local St.Etienne Gig (1:56)
14. Bilious Nude Viking (2:30)
15. Soft and Unique Off Centre Oblique (6:53)
16. Two Happily Married (So as not to upset Die Katholic Kirche) Dogs Indulge in a Spot of
Mutual Foreplay (0:51)
17. Primal Desire (1:35)
18. Klubische Farting Pussy Hawk (4:12)
19. The Kintner Kid (featuring The Christmas Trees) (1:37)
20. Banshee Love (2:26)
21. Soupy Dishes (3:21)
22. Duckface! (4:19)
23. I am a Cake (Video Mix featuring Marrowpoodle Molestrangler) (1:49)
24. Verity (0:32)
25. L'abeille a Porte` une Moustache (featuring The Beerboon) (4:05)
26. Yes, Mrs. Strategic Nipples It Is all our own Work (3:22)
 
Here some of it now at
www.myspace.com/steviechunder
APRIL 10TH 2009
Hello you, belated Happy New Year, Noel, Birthday etc, etc for what some keen chronomators
are refferring to as 2009!
 
Apologies if this page is a little disjointed the virtual gremlins screwed up so a few itmes may
have gone AWOL, but now everything appears SNAFU again so abnormal service should in
theory be resumed.
 
KITTEN HONK HONK are still slaving away on the ever impending "Athletico
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwyll-llantysillogogogoch United" CD-R.  If they and
indeed we can get out fingers out it should be arriving very soon.
 
There are some STEVIE CHUNDER left-overs that didn't make the final "A YOUNG PERSONS
GUIDE TO THUMB SOLDERING" CD-R release as well as some new tracks and re-mixes thses
may appear at some unspecified point as "ENO FOREHED PROJEKTOR".
 
We are proud to announce the birth of new baby label
SHIT SKITTLE.  This imprint mainly
deals in distributing strictly limited editions of tapes and CD-Rs of some of our colonial cousins
we have hooked up with in the recent past, as well as newer wilder popular music beat groups.
 
Click
here for more details.
 
16th March 2010
 
Happy New Year? 
 
Not for us it isn't.  Before Xmas last year an idiot who was "helping" mend the computer
managed to delete the Rap Howl folders/files etc, so months and months of updates have gone
on the fritz, more impotantly three and a half years of Rap (H)Owl online mischief has gone tits
up!
 
Perhaps one day when technology and intelligence allows we'll be able to reunite y'all with
these snippets of info and Filth-O-Bop related fun items.
 
4TH JUNE 2010
 
It ain't going to happen!  We've tried to retrieve everything but everything is screwy.  So what
we'll do is just tell you about what's come out for both your listening and viewing pleasure...
6TH JUNE 2010
 
Ladles and Gentlespoons we proudly announce the arrival of
FUDGEWAY AMUSEMENTS a new imprint for A BETTER WAY OF
STRIFE!
 
Check out MR. HAIR'S debut CD-R "THE CHARLIE CANNON" it's
cooler than a penguins turd.
 
MR. HAIR is the new collective monika for all your favourite and
not-so-popular Sht Skittle/Zimpoon/FGAC/Rap (H)Owl artistes.
 
WHY?
 
The kindly gentleman who updates this site (I.E. he who isn't the dick
that butchered our site last year) has considerable interests outside
the realm of Rap (H)Owl towers and simply does not have enough time
to graciously update every single groups individual website so as a
happy compromise we've decided that in future every release will be
under the nom de plume of MR. HAIR.
 
A rudimentary myspace site is under construction here:
www.myspace.com/mrhair see you there!
 
Here's what the Fudgeway Amusements page has to say about the
debut CD-R by Mr. Hair...
 
FA - 001
MR. HAIR
THE CHARLIE CANNON
CD-R
 
Towards the end of 2009 S..t Skittle combo SKULL PAGODA
unleashed the rather ramshackle yet brilliant "Men of Rock" CD-R. 
Here M. H. - Those simian lovin' beer humpin' monobrow mavericks
who are represented on the Planet Earth by THE CIVIL SERVANT
and MR. UNWANTED TEENAGE PREGNANCY take that initial
vomitous blueprint to neu unruly dimensions.
 
The album (and it's an absolute corker!) is a series of 23 two minute
trailer length pieces that pay homage to the world of cinema. 
Although it has to be said many of the tracks bear little or no
resemblance at all to each songs title. It's a sprawling yee-haa-haa
of psychotic textures, loops, sax blat, frenetic bass wank, manic
fritz jibber?!?!, routinely dissected by sudden violent outbursts of
punk rock slide guitar thuggery. Pressed up in a run of just 41
copies because we hate you.  No we don't, we love you really.  No,
actually we really hate you. See the video of "Valley of the Gwangi"
at the band's old Skull Pagoda sitehere
www.myspace.com/skullpagoda
 
The proper MR. HAIR site can be located at www.myspace.com/mrhair
1. The Cat In The Brain
2. Gandhi
3. Jade Dagger Ninja
4. Ring Of Bright Water
5. The Music Man
6. Performance
7. Heidi's Big Score
8. My Fair Lady
9. On The Town
10. Female Space Invaders
11. The Knack And How To Get It
12. The Valley Of Gwangi
13. Love Is A Many Splendid Thing
14. Salon Kitty
15. Avatar
16. Catch 22
17. The Man Who Would Be King
18. Kes
19. The Fixer Uppers
20. Godzilla Vs The Smog Monster
21. Little Dieter Wants To Fly
22. Howard's End
23. Lolita
Here's something you may have missed via the SHT SKITTLE page it's the CD-R by SKULL
PAGODA (now called "Mr. Hair") entitled "MEN OF ROCK".
 
It's a rum anthology of studio recorded 7"s, compilation and soundtrack tunes covering
everything the band unleashed prior to their sacred metamorphosis into M.H.
 
It grinds, it pulverises, it kicks, it scratches. It's pantie wetting sexiness will bring your
enjoyment zones to their enfeebled knees.  It's feral, it's funny it's poor yet rich in untold sonic
textures.  Obtuse, ramshackle, wonky, wrong on so many levels yet righteous in a devil care
eff you way.  The ultimate middle class Krautrock gutter porno punk rock carny band. 
 
Brought to you courtesy of BRAD BOREDOM and MIKE S..T.
 
Go
here NOW! And see more information on this ridiculously limited release.
 
See the old website where videos can be balked at here:
www.myspace.com/skullpagoda
8TH JUNE 2010
 
Those awfully nice folk over at ODD POP (
www.myspace.com/oddpop69) have emailed us the
wunnerful news that an eagerly anticipated RAP (H)OWL/ZIMPOON/SHT SKITLLE/FUDGEWAY
AMUSEMENTS/RABBIT SHOW REJECT handy compilation DVD named in dispatches as
"CLEAVAGE" is finally ready for your entertainment consumption.
 
If you don't have a nervous dispostion you soon will have after watching this baby!
 
You've probably fervidly lapped up most of the contents on various band and Odd Pop sites
but this is the first time ever these visual deviants and nutters have been gathered in much
sharper clarity on one handy disc. 
 
Worringly this is Volume One in the fullness of time a second volume will be forthcoming.
 
To get your grubby mitts on one why not visit
www.myspace.com/oddpop69 for further details.
 
There now follows a table of contents....
1. STEVIE CHUNDER & THE GENITAL BEN SALT
LICK NAKED LADY NOODLE DUCK MILKERZ:
I Am A Cake (Silent Slapstick Video Edit)
2. THE CHRISTMAS TREES & TIN PIGLET JAWA
CUB PORKESTRA: What's Your Favourite Canal?
3. SKULL PAGODA: Holocaust Of Love
4. SOUNDS INTRIGUING: #37 STEAK WRIST
5. TYPICAL SUITCASE: New To You
6. MANG MANG SCRELT
7. PALE DEFINITIVE MUTATION: The Wonder Full
Cup Of Tea
8. THE ODEEGATRONZ: Lee (On-The-Solent) Tiger
9. METAFIZZICAL QUESTION
10. THE MALE LA LA'S: Face
11. SOUNDS INTRIGUING: # 69 THE MIGHTY
SPRINGBOKS
12. TYPICAL SUITCASE: Tinsel + Tinsel (The Lord
Phelps Those That Phelps Themselves 2008 Mix)
13. SKULL PAGODA: Here Comes Mr. Sht
14. SOUNDS INTRIGUING: #666 LES INFERNO
DIABOLIQUE ACCORDION
15. SKULL PAGODA: Valley Of The Gwangi
16. STEAK WRIST: Do You Believe In Fairy Sht?
Promotional shorts
17. IMPACT! Pilot episode: THE VATIQUIST
MUFFIN - 001
 
"CLEAVAGE"
AN ODD POP VIDEO ANTHOLOGY
VOLUME ONE
DVD
You will be watching...
Approx running time: 53 minutes
WARNING!
Contains flashing and flickering
images, filthy language &
glimpses of man tit!